LOL--- I had to share this email

My Trip To Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO
buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Molson, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since
I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again... I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore..


Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.

That was a good one.I think I can even remember that one for more than a day. Loren

My son and I have this gig. Everyone asks how you are doing---So I say fine, but my son has some kind of problem with his jaw. It is called some big medical name that I would not try to pronounce. Often it is call dog jaw.

So just feel his jaw --right there---


As soon as their hand gets close, he growles and snaps at their hand like a attact dog.

One time in a resterant a whole table full of dishes and glasses of water got knocked over, so we are more careful now.

roy laugh for the day??? it could very well lead to the last laugh.. very funny al

Thats a good one too!! -- LOL
I hope others come in with supposedly real life shenanigans such as these .

You gotta watch those cars.

When folks used to ask Dad how he was, he'd usually get a laugh when he said "I'm fine- but then I've got a strong constitution and low expectations, so I'm always fine."

Sounds like curlyitis, he had that habit of barking at things, too!