Not a good day. No pics this time Kruser......

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

If a horse is gonna do it, it's gonna do it to me.... Got two weanlings seperated from moms and doing a little training before the new owners pick them up. Had a good morning of leading and trailer loading and fed them and was cleaning the paddock. Never had a problem before so reached out for a scratch on the way by and the little stallion decided he was king. Spun around and gave me both hooves right where a guy don't want em'. Managed toget myself into a corner and pout for about 30 minutes then hobble to the car and back to the house. Felt sorry for myself a few hours and had to get back at cleaning and taking care of the rest REAL SLOW. At work now with nothing to take my mind off things and am hating life.

done whining now.

Dave

Fawteen · Oct 1, 2010

Owwwwwwwwww...

I got a ram lamb that has gotten into the habit of shoving his head in between my legs while I'm scooping grain into the the bucket.

So far, it's been harmless and he just gets a little snack before dinner. One of these days, he's going to decide to back up before I'm ready or something will spook him and I'm going to know just how you feel...

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

A bag of ice and some ibuprofen would be a good thing. You weren't using them anyhow.

Fawteen · Oct 1, 2010

That's right, he IS married, isn't he.

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

That was my impression. He shoulda' left them in his wife's purse where they belong.

Fawteen · Oct 1, 2010

ROFL!

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

What's he snacking on??????????

You guys are all heart.......

Thought I was a hospital candidate for awhile (lot of stomach pain) so emailed the wife at work to let her know in case I wasn't home. She had a smart a$$ comment to. For some reason, I can't just get kicked in the leg or something. Had almost the same thing happen several years ago and got a kick on the kneecap the same year. Major cool points when you just fall on the ground and can't move. And there always seems to be someone there to see it.

Dave

TimV · Oct 1, 2010

MMMMPPPPFFFTTT.........ROFLMAO!!!!
Of course it's no worse than teaching calves to drink by straddling their heads and holding them in the pail util they catch the hint--every once in a while one takes exception to your teaching methods and gives you a real ring-dinger.

James Howell · Oct 1, 2010

Thanks for not sharing you photos with us on this one.

Toothless old man told me one time "[i:654c4848f0]Should be that an old man sheds his b@lls instead of his teeth - man always has to eat![/i:654c4848f0]"

Just be glad you didn't get kicked in the mouth.

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

BTDT, Brown Swiss can be really stupid at that age!

Spook · Oct 1, 2010

I had a horse do that. Made me pee blood. Horse had to go after that. I think once they know how to hurt or intimidate you, they will keep doing it. I'd let the wife take care of that horse. If she gets kicked, sending the nag down the road will be much easier.

Fawteen · Oct 1, 2010

Brown Swiss?

At That Age?

I never met a cow that WASN'T stupid. Some time when I have more time, I give ya my cow rant.

Short version: "Ah HATES cowz!"

"8^)

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

(quoted from post at 14:55:07 10/01/10) I had a horse do that. Made me pee blood. Horse had to go after that. I think once they know how to hurt or intimidate you, they will keep doing it. I'd let the wife take care of that horse. If she gets kicked, sending the nag down the road will be much easier.

He's sold and will be picked up this afternoon. No intimidation, just a delay in dealing with him. He came around with his hat in his hand after I recovered enough to have a come to Jesus session with him.

Dave

kruser · Oct 1, 2010

Yep, know what you mean - BUTTT I was a lot younger. Cousin's pony kicked me "just" above the knee when I was around 8 or 10 and never really saw any use for them.

Course now the wife and kid have an Appy, Quarter, Appy pony and 2 minatures, much to my dismay. What's a guy to do - can't live with them and can't live without them?

Still have the side job at Hooter's?

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

Thinking about switching over to chip&dales.Things are pretty big and colorful about now :shock:

Lou from Wi. · Oct 1, 2010

WHERE ARE YOR PEOPLE SKILLS NOW??? Swelling up a tad?? Aches like thunder? UP CHUCK your last 4 meals?Wanna trade for an ant farm?Sleep with a pillow betwixed your knees? Try horse liniment.Use it liberally, and have the wife put it on the sore spots. Have her keep it far away from the ole blow hole. Remember RED AND YELLOW ,KILL A FELLOW. (bruises).Ever think of buying a chastity belt from H F.? Give up farming and join the VIENNA BOYS CHOIR as a soprano.Given you lots of options to consider. Just using MY PEOPLE SKILLS lol
LOU

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

Very funny Louis............

Anonymous-0 · Oct 1, 2010

Having some one see it is no problem. The problem comes when he puts it on YouTube, including the part where you fall down moaning, with your knees drawn up and your hands clutching the boys.

kruser · Oct 1, 2010

Kinda think Lou put it into words better than I coulda/woulda.

Bob/wis · Oct 1, 2010

Sold or not, that pnoy would have been introduced to a product made by Bill Ruger. I would have refunded the money and enjoyed planting that one. Still have scar tissue in my left leg from a cow 6 yrs ago. Took 8 days before I got talked into seeing a doc. She was really bent at me for teh fear of blood cloats. I was black from teh waist clear to my toes.
Bob

Not a good day. No pics this time Kruser......

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