Fuel Cells

Before I even get started on the problem let me give the non-believers something to consider. If you do a search for the ETD on this site you will get at least 521 returns. Can any tractor with this many enquiries not exist? No, you won't find it by doing a Google search. The people in black suits and sunglasses have seen to that.
I have also heard a rumor that topless blondes in mini-skirts are involved. This was a method used to kidnap an ETD owner years ago. Where was I, Oh, can't get that vision out of my mind. Anyway,
I was washing off the "Contrafridgemetation" unit of the fuel device. when I had an idea. Why not burn the excess gas from the overflow tank in my riding lawn mower. Well....let me tell you, that was not the smartest thing I have ever done. The head off that Bligs and Statin came down three miles away in the widow jones front yard. The remains of the mower is resting atop the Pecan tree in my front yard. That is not gas coming out the overflow tank. more likely some form of Nitro. I wonder if I can burn it in my pickup? Got to hide now some guys in black suits and sunglasses are at the door.
My wife keeps saying something about not working out in the field in this heat. Must go soak my head in ice water as soon as I get rid of these guys.

whatever yer havin, I'd like to try a little of it. Just shipped my triplet grandchildren off to son.
Leo

At least in Ontario a judge ruled and changed the law to allow women to go topless since June 16th 1997.
Unfortunately it seems only women over the age of 50 have heard of the law.

All this time I have been wrong about this. I just now realized the ETD is a drink...

Is the topless blondes in miniskirts a rumor then or is that a secret? LOL

As I heard it the blondes kept him occupied while the "black suits" came up behind him. I hear they took him and his ETD. Not been heard from since!

But a Google of Essex tri directional DOES get hits.

The guys in the black suits must be slipping!

Having never owned an ETD, I always wondered how you were supposed to get rid of the excess gasoline. I sent a note off to Joe Newman, but he never got back to me.

Now you've gone and done it. Your going to get "you know who" upset with us. Joe had nothing to do with the ETD. You probably left him more confused than he already is.