O/T Rural Humor

John B. · Jun 12, 2010

This is too good not to share!
A farmer came over and knocked on the door and a young boy 9 answered. The Farmer asked the boy is your dad home, "No he went into town", Well is your mother home? "No she went with dad". "Well is your brother home"? No he went with mom and dad. The boy then asked; "Is there something I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. The farmer answered; "NO, I want to talk to your father about your 18 yr old brother getting my daughter pregnant". The young boy thought for a minute and replied to the farmer; "Well I know dad gets $250 for the bull and $150 for the boar, I don't know what he would charge for my brother".

rrlund · Jun 12, 2010

Kinda like when I was in junior high and the neighbor kid came in late one morning. The teacher asked him where he'd been. He said he had to take the cow to the bull. The teacher said "couldn't your father have done that?" He said no,it had to be the bull.

spacechem · Jun 12, 2010

A farmer made arrangements with his neighbor to get his cow freshened. On the appointed day, he sent his son to lead the cow over. When he got there, only the daughter was around, so she helped him turn the cow in with the bull and they watched for awhile. The boy turned to the girl and said, “I wish I was a doin’ that…” To which she replied, “Go ahead- it’s your cow…”

Goose · Jun 12, 2010

A farmer and his neighbor were standing the corral while the farmer mentioned having his cow bred.

The neighbor asked, "Where did you have her bred?"

The farmer picked up the cow's tail, pointed, and said, "Right there."

Anonymous-0 · Jun 14, 2010

Postmaster told me this one 40 years ago.A widow lady who moved into town from the city asked about buying a milk cow.Wilbur refered her to a local farmer who sold jersey cows.She bought a cow and milked it for about 10 months.She mention to Wilbur that she wasnt getting much milk and wondered if something wrong with the cow.Wilbur told her the cow had to be freshed, that is taken to see a bull once a year.Next time the lady came in for her mail she said she had taken the cow to see the bull. The cow showed no intrest in the bull.Wilbur explained that there were only 2 or 3 days a month that the cow would stand still for the bull.At this the lady said I thought she was like a woman and would take it anytime she could get it.

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