April fools jokes

Work is really slow, so anybody have any good ones they want to share?

I told my guys don't even try, we are hanging on by a thread at work, my nerves cant handle it!

Forgot to add the ones I heard about on the news:
1. Taco Liberty Bell - Taco Bell bought the bell
2. Smell o Vision - TV with smell
3. Gravity disappears when Pluto Juniper line up
4. 168 mph pitcher from NY
5. Pi was truncated to just 3 by the Alabama State Legislature
6. Burger King introduced a left handed burger

Large office consisting of many cubicles. Woman prints up a realistic "memo" from IT department, saying that voice recognition interface hardware had been installed, password for your computer is your name. So to turn on computer, speak your name softly. Some continuing problems with modulation level on the interface, so if computer doesn't come on, say your name again, a little louder. She comes in early, and puts the memo on everyone's keyboard.

By 8:01, the whole place is a madhouse, with everyone yelling their name at computer. They figure it out when she's in the middle of it all, laughing her head off.

But that's not the end of it. Boss hears the uproar, comes out as everyone is figuring it out, just smiles and shakes his head, and goes back in his office. Writes himself up a little "script", then calls the jokester in. She had seen him smile at the prank, so she is all smiles- until he asks her to sit down, starts talking gravely about decorum in the office, must be serious about the work we do here, doesn't think these kinds of things are appropriate, etc. Just as she is about to burst into tears, he grins and yells "Gotcha!", and compliments her on the clever, morale-building stunt.

Got my son a good one this morn. I yelled up the stairs at him" GET UP THE COWS ARE OUT AND HEADING DOWN THE ROAD." Then made noises like I was heading outside fast.

Got him good today!

The tail-gate cables on my truck broke--rusted through. I was hauling wood today so just took the tailgate out to make it easier to load and unload.

At dinner told the wife I lost the tailgate going down the road. Really trashed it so didn't even bother to pick it up.

Then told her the truth.

Larry in Michigan