Treat wife like my dog!!!!!!!!!!

Wilson · Feb 22, 2010

Today is one year aniversiry. new wife and I were talking this am. I said any thing else you would like? Well if some of you guys know me and how my little pomeranian is always with me ,you will understand this. She said only thing better would be if I was treated as well as Peach your dog. Well I got to thinking, so I took stiff brush and a handfull of the best organic nuggets, offered them to her. Offered to take pocket knife and trim toe nails. Even give fresh rabies shot. Those of you who know peach the dog, recall recent pictures of her on beach, recall that with all the long hair sometimes I need to trim her. Peach has learned to stop after coming inside after potty break for me to check for dingelberries in long hair. Well WIFE does not want Butt checks when she comes in house. Appears as if she really does not want to be treated like I treat my dog after all.

Kruse · Feb 22, 2010

For some reason, I remember this:
Many years ago in a Field and Stream or similar type of magazine there was a cartoon of a man driving a Suburban/Bronco-ish type of vehicle with a mesh screen between the front seat and the rear seat, similar to what a cop-car would have.
The driver was a sportsman in full hunting attire. The passenger was the hunting dog hanging his head out the window, obviously enjoying the ride.
The wife was in the back seat.

Nebraska Kirk · Feb 22, 2010

Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of a car, let them out after an hour or so and who do you think will be happiest to see you! :lol: :lol: :lol:

flying belgian · Feb 22, 2010

I wouldn't touch this with a ten foot pole.

Anonymous-0 · Feb 22, 2010

I sorta like the but check part,,,,,,Now that would be funny.

Dblair · Feb 22, 2010

well get ready for another one , your not going to have this one that long. you know if you have had quite a few it may not be them.

BCnT · Feb 22, 2010

wimmens just dont have a sense of humor like men do...must be why i'm gonna die alone LMFFAO

Case e · Feb 22, 2010

they are both your property, treat both the same.

Tom Railsback · Feb 22, 2010

Now Bill, I know you love Peach more than you do Becky, but you may have taken things too far.

JMS/.MN · Feb 22, 2010

How about a six foot Bohemian?

kyplowboy · Feb 22, 2010

Better be carefull. The last fight I had with my exwife sarted out with her proclaiming that I loved my cows more than her. All I could do was scratch my head and say now that you bring it up, they are glad to see me when I come home, they try to pay their way around here and earn their keep, and every once in a while I can touch one of them with out getting kicked.

Dave

James Howell · Feb 22, 2010

Could be a lot worse.

When my ex-wife, Wicked Witch of the East, got mad at me, she would withhold her <s>affliction</s> affection towards me.

She got mad at me one time and I didn't know it for over 6 months!

Got to the point that even Christmas and my birthday was too much trouble.

Lou from Wi. · Feb 22, 2010

Just where SHE BELONGED!!!!!!lol
LOU

railhead · Feb 22, 2010

I heard the same thing from my ex wife and I think I already posted what was in my mind, I DID love the cows more.

I just bought a 5 new heifers last week. (8-9 weight) I PROMISE I love them more than I ever loved my ex. They are very nice.

My bull is pretty happy about the deal too.

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