GOOD MORNING, MY Goood Friend,
I hope you find this intertaining and funny, But not to hurt your feeling or to pick on in any way, and if I have hurt your feelings I am deeply sorry.Please for give me, OK.
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MR. OLD & THE COONS
I know this feller his name is MR. OLD, he lives in the country so the story has been told.
Now he had these three little coons that were very bold. They would come on his deck and eat his cat food. Now MR. OLD did not like that at all. So he came up with a plan.
His thought was, the next time I see them little buggers I use my 44MAAAAG. Now one night He saw them on his deck he grabs his 44MAAG, He gently opens the door, and poof they were gone like the wend. Now that made MR. OLD mad, he stands in his door way waving his gun, saying I well get you you weddle rasgels. The next night they were back, MR. OLD was ready this time. He sneaks out the back door with his 44,he peaks around the corner only to see them weddle rasgels leaving the deck floor. He aims and cocks his 44,he pulls the trigger and click went the gun, He thinks to him self , I for got to my gun Before I walked threw the door. The next night they were back, This time he was ready, He sneaks out the back door again, in his BVD’S peaks around the corner and there they were, they were leaving the deck floor, he weighted for the time, he aimed pulled the hammer back and pulled The trigger. CABOOOOM went the gun, one little coon did the side trot dance and the other two just ran away. Now it was time to go back inside MR. OLD go’s the back door only to find out that the back door locked behind him. Now here he is standing at the back door in his BVD’S yelling unlock the door unlock the door, Im cold. From this day four ward the story’s been told MR.OLD will never shoots Coon’s in his BVD’S when this COLD.
JR.Frye
