Valentine Day

paid off a bill and got our debt (except the house) down to 00.00. made her one happy woman!!
Bob, get your mind out of the gutter
 
Got her a vacuum cleaner one year. Had six more weeks of COLD weather.


Just kidding. Never buy a VD gift that has a cord attached.

Paul
 
Gift? Geez,it's Valentines Day not Christmas. Besides,there aren't any flea markets open this time of year.
 
If I get anything for my wife on Valentine's Day,
she would automatically assume I have a girl
friend.
 
I saw a poor slob coming out of wal-mart with a dirt devil and a grin showing all 32 teeth -- I thought if that ain't for your Momma you won't be grinning long.
 
A new house keeper, second would be divorce papers as a result of the first item.

Actualy I always said thanks and love can not be put in the form of a man made gift regardless of the cost. True Love needs no words, rather good gestures are far above the man made poems.

This may be coppied and released at no cost for some of you guys that are hard up for the cash needed to convince her that you love her as much as your ol coon dog.
 
A few years ago, on the way home from work, I stopped at Wal-Mart to get a VD card. Got to the card rack - there were about eight forlorn looking guys standing there staring at one card on the rack. I stood there a minute and finally walked over and picked the card up. It had a boot print on it. A little mirror image of the Red Wing logo. I said, "Oh $***!" In unison, they all said, "Yeah, oh $***!" The only funny thing about it - as I was walking out the front door, I met my boss coming in. I said, "Are you here to buy a VD card?" He said, "Yeah, I can't go home without one."

I found one at the next Wal-Mart, about 20 miles on up the road. I don't know what the boss did - he lived right down the street.

Paul
 
Got each other a first born son. That would be 46 years ago sunday. Its a good day to remember.
 

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