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OT - Top Ten Country Western Songs (Kinda)

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kruser

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Just got this one and passing it along!

#10 - I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, But Mine

#9 - I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With A Few

#8 - If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

#7 - I've Missed You, But My Aim Is Improvin'

#6 - Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight, 'Cause I'm Scared She's Win

#5 - I'm So Miserable Without You - It's Almost Like You're Here

#4 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Miss Him

#3 - She Took The Ring And Gave Me The Finger

#2 - She's Lookin Better With Every Beer

#1 - It's Hard To Kiss The Lips That Chewed My My A.. All Day Long
 
Back in the '70's, there was a country song we actually played at one station where I worked...the title was "I Never Hit A Lady More Than Twice," and I believe the artist's name was Woody Friar.

Funny, but nobody plays that song anymore.
 
#4 sure hits real close to home with me.

George Strait sings it best; "All My Ex's Live In Texas".

There's also some old song that has a stanza "She's got dimples on her but she's pretty".
 
As a kid in the 70's they were stories of chants etc if you spun a record backwards.
We tried it with a Country & Western record. The dude got his women,job and truck back.
 
'Hillbilly' music is pure garbage.

Fake drawls and accents, 99 per cent of these manufactured 'cowboys' wouldn't know which end of the horse is sh!tting on their rhinestone boots.

They should be singing about father daughter, father son, mother son, saxual relationships, or beestiality, something these jerks undoubtedly know about.

If these jerks thought they could make more money 'singing' rock, gospel, rap, or opera, they would be doing it, but the pathetic overweight yokels that lap this 'music' up, are too stoopid to know that they are being screwed.
 
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