1) Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die.
2) I told my wife that a husband is like a good wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
3) What do you call a dog with no legs. Don't matter he won't come anyway.
4) I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those two places.
5) When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
6) You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is to never try again. (Homer Simpson)
7) Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the sky and stars, and then I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
8) Everybody needs to believe in something, I believe I will have another beer.
Molly - aka kruser's daughter!!!!
PS: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask stupid questions. (^)
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2) I told my wife that a husband is like a good wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
3) What do you call a dog with no legs. Don't matter he won't come anyway.
4) I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those two places.
5) When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
6) You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is to never try again. (Homer Simpson)
7) Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the sky and stars, and then I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
8) Everybody needs to believe in something, I believe I will have another beer.
Molly - aka kruser's daughter!!!!
PS: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask stupid questions. (^)
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