What a time, could have had a heart attack.

Started off I was pulling a couple of wagons of grain with the 5020. I had just filled the fuel tank with diesel, and the mechanic had worked on the fuel lines, but had forgot to put a clamp on the fuel hose. I took the hose off to get the clamp on and could not. The fuel started flowing fast. The hose split from trying to get it on the pipe, and the fuel kept flowing. The neighbor came a long and harassed me about trying to use old equipment to do my work, he just kept it up.. The fuel tank went dry and I mentioned to the boy we would have to prime the injectors before it would start. I still did not have the hose on the pipe..somehow he pulled the injectors to get it primed(dum)..the neighbor was moving his cows down the road(by the way it was getting dark and I was working with a flashlight and the lights from the neighbors pickup) anyway
the neighbors cow came by and one picked up an injector in its mouth and would not spit it out, I tried to hit it on the nose but she wouldnt drop it and started to take me..never did get that hose on the pipe just had to quit and WAKE UP...heart was pounding and went to the bath room and recolleted myself...Now I know why some people have heart attacks in night.

Well, I guess it's too late now, but you couldv'e elbowed the wife and had her reach up under the tank and shut the fuel off...........

Thought I was the only one who had those kind of dreams. Makes the next day a drag,doesn't it?
Joe

You could have layed there and kicked the cow.

Mexican food.

Quit eatin Mexican food.

Does it to me every time.

My dream is ALWAYS the same - great big prehistoric bird is after me in the field behind the machine shed. I'm running for dear life. I can hear his claws and beak poppin at my shirt collar - smell his breath. I'm running for a hole out in the field. When I get there, it's full of people, and they won't let me in, so it's off at a dead run for the next hole. Same thing - it's full too. No sympathy. Over and over. Finally wife wakes me up - I'm in a sweat all over and plumb wore out from all the runnin.

Took me three times to completely swear off of Mexican food! Slow learner.

Paul

Maybe the cow thought she'd would be more efficient on diesel? Dave

I know that <a HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSzUw0IR1o&feature=PlayList&p=B9755ED7CB8EC4D9&index=0&playnext=1">bad dream</a> feeling!

Then you can't get back to sleep for what seems like forever and you're tired the next day. I still have dreams about raising hogs and there hasn't been a hog on the farm for fifteen years. No, my dreams will never come true about the hogs, not at my age.

But this does remind me of something dumb I did when I lost my temper about thirty years ago. I was working on a car outside of the old shop when some pigs that were about twenty pounds in size got under the fence and came to visit me, pulling on my pant leg. I finally lost my temper and threw a long screwdriver at them. The screwdriver went right through one of the pigs and it ran away with the handle sticking out one side and the blade out the other. The pig ran back under the fance and back with the sows but I did find it, pulled out the screwdriver and the pig never did show any ill effects. Boy did I feel bad after that. Haven't thrown a screwdriver since then.Jim