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cj in wisconsin · Jun 5, 2009

An Iowa farmer and a Wisconsin farmer were bragging about their farms one day, Iowa farmer says "I can get in my car and drive all day and never leave the farm" Wisconsin farmer says " Yeah, I had a car like that once".

Nancy Howell · Jun 5, 2009

That's funny!

Roy in Ga · Jun 5, 2009

that's funny even if the farmers were neighbors not necessarily Iowa and Wisconsin.

RN · Jun 5, 2009

Originally a Texas ranch joke. Lot of large size jokes from Texas, state pride you know. Then Alaska became a state and perception changed- as in Anchorage resteraunt advertising bowl of chili, Texas size was 1/2 price of regular Alaska size. RN

big fred · Jun 5, 2009

I used to live next door to a Texan that had moved to Alaska. He used to tell a story about when he first moved to Alaska, one of his co-workers told him "You Texans are so upset that you're now the second-largest state that we Alaskans are willing to cut Alaska into two equal halves, making Texas the third largest state".

RN · Jun 5, 2009

Texans response to Alaskans pointing out size difference: Wait until the ice melts. (This from a Al Gore Dem Texan believing in global warming) Alaskan reply- if it gets warm enough for ice to melt then Alaska will have more crops than Texas desert. This is about 4th round of drinks in bar time- conversations tend to go down hill afterwards. This leads to the classic tenderfoot test: drink, shoot polar bear , seduce Eskimo lady- does anybody NOT know the punchline? RN.

Rollie NE PA · Jun 5, 2009

Three so called cowboys are out in the pickup truck checking the fences. How do you know which on is the REAL cowboy?

The one sitting in the middle. He doesn't have to drive the truck, and he doesn't have to get out and open the gates.

Roy in UK · Jun 5, 2009

Q. How do you know when you have got Swine Flu?
A.When you come out in "rashers".

big fred · Jun 5, 2009

Yeah, this neighbor didn't know which side to be on. He was a Texan, and pretty danged proud of it, but he'd spent so much time in Alaska that he also considered himself an Alaskan.

railhead · Jun 5, 2009

biggest joke i ever heard is bho

wolfman · Jun 5, 2009

Ahh-West Virginia would be bigger than texas if they'd just iron it out flat.

omahagreg · Jun 5, 2009

Sorry if I have posted this one lately! I think it is one of the best! Greg

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Anonymous-0 · Jun 5, 2009

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !

Goose · Jun 5, 2009

The way I heard it, it was with a polar bear and a hula girl. The doctor told the guy he should have made love to the polar bear and shot the hula girl.

Old Roy · Jun 5, 2009

Had a Texas truck driver tell me one time that Texas was supposed to be bigger than Pa , But he added no one ever came up here and stomped Pa Flat!!

Bill(Wis) · Jun 6, 2009

Robert E Lee tried but failed. Thankfully.

Bill(Wis) · Jun 6, 2009

Pretty funny but I had to go to Wikpedia to find out what a "rasher" was. That word just never made it across the pond. Now it has but I just don't think it will catch on.

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