OT Varmints on the roof.

SPT · May 9, 2009

I just had roof replaced due to some high winds last fall. Roofer called me at work asking if I knew that there is a critter crapping on my roof. Big turds,thinking raccoon,, live in Southern IN.
Anyone have any ideas and what I might want to do?
Juder Smith

Anonymous-0 · May 9, 2009

Leave him a roll of toilet paper??

P and R Pete · May 9, 2009

I have a deck on the back of the house, with posts/joists that serve a decorative purpose over the bench-type seats. I"ve had cats get up there, when one day I saw one looking in the bedroom window. Crapped right outside the window.
I"d look for however they"re getting up there, whatever they are.

jd b puller · May 9, 2009

(quoted from post at 21:12:41 05/09/09) I just had roof replaced due to some high winds last fall. Roofer called me at work asking if I knew that there is a critter crapping on my roof. Big turds,thinking raccoon,, live in Southern IN.
Anyone have any ideas and what I might want to do?
Juder Smith

Tie your coon dog up on the roof?

RayP(MI) · May 9, 2009

Got into F_I_L's pole barn. Made an awful mess. Time for coke and flybait.

john in la · May 9, 2009

Get the right kind of coon dog and you will not have to tie him on the roof.
He will get up there all by himself.

I have seen dogs climb 10 to 12 ft straight up into a tree chasing a coon.

RobMD · May 9, 2009

I had monster turds the other night...

..I meant on the roof. Sent the dog out, he came back with a tomcat with a head on him the size of a football. His head size is proportional to his turd size.

Spook · May 9, 2009

I had a boxer that would chase squirrels up trees. Scared me the first time he did it.

Anonymous-0 · May 10, 2009

Train it to use kitty litter.

hlc · May 10, 2009

Racoons will nest in your chimney. Roof is the playground at night.

OliverGuy · May 10, 2009

Open beer after work. Drink 2/3, leave 1/3 in can and cut off top of can. Put in big live trap overnight and you"ll get him. I like the live trap then I make sure I don"t nail the cats or dog. I give the coon a chance to run for the woods the next day with Grandpa"s .410 in hand just to give them a chance. Missed one so far, but might have got him later. Repeat as necessary. Sometimes they"re a little groggy in the AM--helps if you"re a bad shot.

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