In the dog house now

We have been looking at getting a new stove for our house. Wife asked if we were going to pick it up this weekend. In my mind I say not today because I am going to crawl under the house and run the new wire so I really will not feel like it today but tomorrow sounds good.

But just for fun the answer I give her is........
No.. I was thinking about waiting to next weekend to buy it.
This did not get the rise I expected so I waited a few seconds and asked....
Ain't next weekend Mothers Day.

Now my wife may be slow sometimes because she does no think like a man but she can put two and two together to come up with four.

I think that I will go crawl under the house now.

So unless you want to be in worse shape than I am you better remember your wife and mother. You only have a week to go.
 
Keep it up and you will be the NEXT MISSING HUSBAND WITH HIS'S FACE IS ON A MILK CARTON The correct answer should have been YES DEAR WRIGHT AWAY DEAR I am getting my boots on as we speak .Myself i do not temp faith like that.
 
Maybe you should go get the stove today. Along with some flowers or diamonds. You could also take her shopping,always got me out of trouble.
 
I tell her "She's Not my Mother!" and let the kids do/get something, which is rare! Daughter and grandkids usually cover that. My Mom's gone too, you can't replace the support she once gave, cept in your thoughts.
I even forgot our wedding anniversary this year, NOT Good! She didn't bring it up, till I found a Card in drawer a month later, ooops!
 
Virgil, its neat that you had a real close relationship asking your mom stuff. I"m sure its tough, I know I call mine about once a day asking questions. Hope that Mothers Day isn"t too tough on you.

Trevor
 

My brother used to tell his second wife....honey thats not the way my first wife did that! The first time I was half way out the door before he got all the words out.
 
Why don't they just call it womans day?

Wives are not your mother but they expect something.
 
When we were a lot younger, i'd take my wife white-water canoeing for the weekend! Once i got her into the canoe, and pushed off, she quit screamin, and seemed like she really enjoyed it! Our son was around 12 or so, and i made sure he told her happy Mother's day!
And, no matter how clear the creek water was, the water in the canoe was yellowish!
 

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