Thought billonthefarm might post some of these from Akron but here goes:
Confucious Says:
Man who runs in front of car - gets tired.
Man who runs behind car - gets exhausted.
Man who scratch butt - should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes - get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - Man with four ba11s cannot walk.
Wife who put husband in doghouse - soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day - get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib - but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like He11 - bound to get there.
Man who fish in other man's well - often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator - smell different to midgets.
Confucious Says:
Man who runs in front of car - gets tired.
Man who runs behind car - gets exhausted.
Man who scratch butt - should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes - get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - Man with four ba11s cannot walk.
Wife who put husband in doghouse - soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day - get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build a crib - but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like He11 - bound to get there.
Man who fish in other man's well - often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator - smell different to midgets.
