On the way to work yesterday

RBnSC · Apr 14, 2009

Stopped at a convenience store when I paid for my purchase I gave the lady the wrong change, to save face and have a little fun I told her that I could hardly see a thing without my glasses and I had looked and looked that morning and could not find them anywhere knowing all along they were on them top of my head where I always keep them. She gave me this strange look as she handed me my change and I walked out. I get in my truck and look up to see 3 people standing at the double glass doors patting the top of there heads. So I gave them a strange look like I didn't understand and they patted even harder. Then I patted my head strategically missing my glasses and waved goodbye and drove off. Gotta love people. Yall have a nice day.

Ron

Anonymous-0 · Apr 14, 2009

They are all probably thinking "my God, he probably votes too"...

Enjoy.

Dave

Anonymous-0 · Apr 14, 2009

I was one of those people in the store. I was trying to tell you that you were in the wrong car, mine.

RBnSC · Apr 14, 2009

OOPS

Ron

Mike (WA) · Apr 14, 2009

I liked this site better before it got its own evangelist.

Anonymous-0 · Apr 14, 2009

Wrong car ? lol I was test driveing a customers car one day . Stopped at store to grab something, Jumped in car , key would not work in ignition . Hmmm,,what the heck . Looked in mirror,,,there in back seat sat two very confused older ladies . Boy was my face red . Explianed to them that I had driven an idenitical red olds . They had good laugh over it .

blinwmiaol.com · Apr 14, 2009

I agree, this site was alot more enjoyable before Saint Joe started enlightening us heathens. The sad thing is the good saint is clueless in most of his ramblings.

Mike (WA) · Apr 14, 2009

Or you could troll for souls somewhere else where its more appropriate.

Lanse · Apr 14, 2009

big fred · Apr 14, 2009

His name is Boris, and he's half Chow and half German Shepherd.

big fred · Apr 14, 2009

He's gettin' a little old. Lotsa gray fur on his snout. He's been with us for 12 years, and we got him used...

usetob · Apr 14, 2009

An elderly man in West Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch ofyoung women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up, he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men still think fast!

RBnSC · Apr 14, 2009

I posted that story to lighten up everyone's day but you guys can turn anything to an argument or politics, give me a break.

Ron

Mike (WA) · Apr 15, 2009

I was wondering why my key wouldn't work in the door lock when a little ole lady came up behind me, smiled and handed me her key and said, "Try this one."

kopeck · Apr 15, 2009

(quoted from post at 16:14:42 04/14/09) I posted that story to lighten up everyone's day but you guys can turn anything to an argument or politics, give me a break.

Ron

I liked the story.

It's sad what this place has turned into.

K

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