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Anonymous-0 · Apr 2, 2009

I have a project that needs some attention, but you know I just dont know what you all think..but dont let that confuse you. I had a idea today, that dont happen very often,but this was a good one. Yesterday the wife said "Hey what do you think' and I said What is the weather like outside? Thats when she got on the tractor and started to run it wide open while smoothing the lane..great gal. When she came back I thought gee she looks great and thought lets get together and you know what and she slapped me. WOW I went to the shop and started to grind away on a project...I thought gee what did I do to get in this position..just want your thoughts on this. You all are just great and I appreciate it. Next time I think I'll just sit here and drink.

TomTex · Apr 2, 2009

She had to grade the lane herself, and you wanted a reward for just sitting in the house. Duh? Let's see what caused her reaction to your advances? Tom

RobMD · Apr 2, 2009

Tom nailed it right on the head. Better learn how to be nicer and more appreciative of a woman. You don't get that kind of reward - instead, you should have took her out to eat, or something like that.

You don't just get the sack when you want to.

kyplowboy · Apr 2, 2009

Next time tell her she did a great job and she looks tired and that you'd love to give her a back rub before you cook supper.

Dave

2x4 · Apr 2, 2009

How'd you learn that?

Anonymous-0 · Apr 3, 2009

You just don't know nuthin bout Women................ You's sposed to use nice cuddly words like Sweetheart, Baby, and Sensious.. Stuff like that.

Kinda like:
Dam Baby, you did an outstanding job. Sensious at it, might as well mow the yard too. Oh, sweetheart, mind grabbing me a beer and sammich???

Works almost ever time...........

Dave

Anonymous-0 · Apr 3, 2009

What ever she may have been ticked off about the slapping part is as unacceptable for her to do to you as it would be for you to do to her. Some women don't seem to think so for some reason. I think you need to have a sit down talk. You probably need to apologize for something. Then the slapping thing needs to be discussed and made clear that it had better be the last time that happens. If she is a slapper and continues to do that I would find a lawyer and get rid of her.

Walterdavies · Apr 3, 2009

Learned many years years ago to get a woman in bed you first have to shower her with gifts and flowers and take a bath YUK and all sorts of things that will take all day to get done an if she is in the mood then maybe just maybe.
Walt

Ande · Apr 4, 2009

This is a joke right? Geez,from looking at this,it sure has abundant and conservative ideals.This struck me funny!
As the world turns!

Honey,will you get me a beer?

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