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Buddy of mine e-mailed this to me, I thought some might enjoy it

Mid life crisis

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Love, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.
 
Well, if the kids are grown and gone a lot of guys should grow a pair and get out. Quit whining...I hear alot of old guys bit-h about their wives at work and they don't even sleep together anymore...Lets see what you dudes have move out...ps. women get better looking with age....
 
Women do get better looking with age- until you get new glasses. Then you look in mirror and figure your a good match to the old lady.
 
A while back, wife was getting ready for us to go out, dressing in front of the full-length mirror in our bedroom while I sat in a chair waiting on her and reading the paper. Without thinking, I replied to her comment of "Look at how fat I'm getting" with "I'd rather not, dear".

It was a might chilly at the restaurant and that night in bed.
 
Ok I try this one more time.....

Not exactly on topic but made me think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0
 
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.
'The husband replies,'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.
 
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