way o/t favorite redneck jokes

Anonymous-0 · Feb 24, 2009

here's mine, you might be a redneck if,you get turned on by a woman that can field dress a deer.

Goose · Feb 24, 2009

Or if you taught your wife to field dress a deer on your first date.

Or, if a man from the electric company threatens to cut off your power and you threaten to cut off something of his in return.

Or, if your oldest daughter takes a siphon hose to show and tell.

Or, you mow your lawn and find two cars.

Or, if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

Or, if your wife asks you to move a transission so she can take a bath.

Or, your guest accommodations are a '67 Chevy Caprice sitting on concrete blocks in the back yard.

I could go on, but it's bed time.

Larry59 · Feb 24, 2009

Very funny ! *S

iowatom · Feb 25, 2009

If you WANT your creek to flood, so you can get all the guns out and shoot at junk floatin' by......
If you rake up the leaves in your yard, pile them loose in the back of your truck, then drive 80 down a gravel road to get rid of them.......

Anonymous-0 · Feb 25, 2009

if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.........

If someone yells HODOWN!!! and your girlfriend hits the floor......

If your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.....

bradk · Feb 25, 2009

.........if you've burned your clutch out in a funeral procession!

pete black · Feb 25, 2009

if you outline the confederate flag hanging in your window with holiday lights at christmas

if you have a $2500 set of tires and rims on $100 truck

it you live in your vehicle so you listen to your stereo

new age redneck jokes

if your hair is dyed pruple

if your wear your cap sized way too large and sitting sideways on your head

if you buy 1 pair of jeans 10 sizes too large instead of buying 2 pairs of regular sized

you are not allowed at the airport at night due to the light reflecting off of your cheap body piercing

you look like you are covered in pig crap from all of the tattoos

if your cell phone and dish tv monthly costs are more than your rent

and last but not least, you use my money to live on and his money to play on.

James Howell · Feb 25, 2009

If you mow your yard and find a couple of junk cars.

If you consider this a John Deere riding mower.

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If you consider this a John Deere patio edger/trimmer.

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Anonymous-0 · Feb 25, 2009

If you have lawn chairs around your burn barrel.

Pycoed · Feb 25, 2009

(quoted from post at 23:53:12 02/25/09) If you have lawn chairs around your burn barrel.

If you have more dogs than blocks holding up the trucks on the lawn

Bob Kerr · Feb 25, 2009

If you ever crossbred an Owl and a Goat so you could have a "Hootinanny".

Anonymous-0 · Feb 26, 2009

(quoted from post at 14:53:12 02/25/09) If you have lawn chairs around your burn barrel.

You don't?????

Anonymous-0 · Feb 26, 2009

If you've ever had to hoist a bucket of paint up on the water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Paul

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