An equation (if you will)

plow hand · Feb 22, 2009

You are cemented in a square room with 1 ft. thick walls and ceiling all you have to get out is a board and a wood saw.....keep in mind this saw wood never cut concrete how would you get out ??? Answer: cut the board in half put the two halves together...two halves make a whole and you crawl right out......anyone else have one ??

IaGary · Feb 22, 2009

Walking thru the woods the other day I fell in a deep hole with no way to get out.

Tried and tried to get out myself but I finally gave up and had to go home and get a shovel to dig myself out.

Gary

glen mancell · Feb 22, 2009

Out on a roadside job with a TLB and when I reported in at night . Boss asked what I did with the extra dirt I said I dug a hole and buried it

Chuck (CA) · Feb 22, 2009

To catch a polar bear:
Dig a hole in the ice; put peas all around the hole and wait; when a polar bear comes and bends over to take a pea, you run up and kick him in the icehole.

Stony Jim · Feb 22, 2009

Years ago I started to fly to England, got half way across the ocean and ran out of fuel. Had to turn around and come back.

Stony Jim · Feb 22, 2009

My Dad said this was true. In '48 he had a Ukrainian working for him. Sent him out to break up a big boulder in the field and get rid of it. When he got back, Dad asked him what he did with it. Told him he put it back in the hole!

Two Dogs · Feb 22, 2009

I was training a calf to live without anything to eat whatsoever. Sadly, he died just as I had him trained.

Aaron Ford · Feb 22, 2009

Wife's friend weaned her truck off of motor oil. For a mile or two anyway!

Aaron

Vito · Feb 22, 2009

wrong kinda hole.

Vito

plow hand · Feb 22, 2009

I've been known to slip up once in a while..

Randy-IA · Feb 22, 2009

'Bout twenty years ago we got this college kid as a laborer for the summer. One day my boss asked him to cut a 2x4 which he cut to short. So the boss sent him to the hardware store for a wood welder OR 2x4 stretcher to get the piece long enough so he could cut it again to right length this time. The boy actually went to the store and asked for one! Ya might've had ta been there but that was funny!! ...Randy

Goose · Feb 22, 2009

There was a guy who locked his keys in his car and had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

Same guy was half way up an escalator (not elevator) when it stopped and he had to wait two hours while they fixed it.

RAW in IA · Feb 22, 2009

Years ago ther was a young guy worked with me. One day the foreman told him they needed 6 ft. of felopian tube. He spent half the afternoon looking for that. His girlfriend almost kiled him that evening when he told her about it.

James Howell · Feb 22, 2009

Two rednecks were riding in the back of a pickup truck when the driver lost control and plunged into the river.

Both rednecks drowned because they couldn"t get the tail gate down.

Jeff B. · Feb 22, 2009

Heard the same one with only a mirror and a board...
Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the board in half...two halves make a hole...crawl out the hole.

doogdoog · Feb 23, 2009

Aloha,
To get out, all you have to do is to run around and keep on running around until you knock yourself out.

Mahalo,
doogdoog

Mark W. · Feb 23, 2009

Got any metric crescent wrenches or left-handed screwdrivers?

Mike (WA) · Feb 23, 2009

All this talk about wind power, reminds me of when I was a kid- we had two windmills on the place, but dad finally had to take one of them down, because we didn't have enough wind to run 'em both.

Jeff-oh · Feb 23, 2009

yuk yuk yuk

DR Darren · Feb 23, 2009

this is more true then you think. i am a 911 operator and have had 2 people call 911 who couldnt get out of thier car cause the doors were locked.

DR Darren · Feb 23, 2009

new recruit fresh from the fire academy, was told to check the blinker fluid in the fire truck, he came back and said it was low, told him to go to the maintenance shop and get some cause we were out.

Colin Brown · Feb 25, 2009

Did you hear about the lady who backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster ...

Or the lady who had two birds in her hat? She bent over and let one fly ...

A guy goes into a talent-agent's office and claims that his dog can talk. The agent says, "OK - let's hear what he has to say."

The guy asks the dog, "What's on top of a house?" The dog says, "Roof!"

Then the guy asks, "How would you describe sandpaper?" The dog says, "Rough!"

And then he asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" With that, the talent agent throws both of them out of his office.

As they're walking away, the dog turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio."

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