ot-Joke Will I live to see 80

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and many lab tests, I had to ask him "Do you think I'll live to 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "No," I replied. " I'm not doing and drugs either!" Then he asked Do you eat rib-eye steak and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No my former doctor said eating red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, ride Quads, ride motorcycles or bicycling?" "No I don't," I said. He asked, "Do do you gamble or have a love life?" "No" I said. He looked at me and said "Then why do you even care?"
 
I am 63 years old and get a physical every year. At my last visit, my doctor came back with some of the results and stated "This is remarkable, your results are like those from an 18 year old"!
The comical nurse stated "Bird Dog"? And we all laughed.
 

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