About Lanse

moonlite 37 · Jan 19, 2009

I hope some good farmer let his daughter drive his pickup to school leaving a fuel tank and a couple of wheel weights in the back. Lanse would be looking at the wheel weights and get the attention of the girl. That would start an interesting conversation that would end with Lanse marrying a farmer's daughter and inheriting the farm. I always wanted something like this to happen to me. Never came close.

Anonymous-0 · Jan 19, 2009

Just a note here, when you mentioned the wheel weights. I was at a camp grounds once and visited with a man in a wheel chair.

He used wheel weights for traction in the snow, went throgh a intersection and the wheel weights cam throgh the cab under the seat and destroyed his feet.

I realize that your post was indeed everyones dream, but all I can find are the ones with empty audalt beverage cans in the back, and a half a sack of garbage.

rrlund · Jan 19, 2009

Reminds me of one of my best friends in high school. He was riding with somebody when they rolled the car. There was a cement block,a tool box,even an axe in the back seat. He said he never thought about all that junk being in there until it was all tumbling around in there with him.

Spook · Jan 19, 2009

(quoted from post at 10:19:51 01/19/09) Reminds me of one of my best friends in high school. He was riding with somebody when they rolled the car. There was a cement block,a tool box,even an axe in the back seat. He said he never thought about all that junk being in there until it was all tumbling around in there with him.

Friend from hs lost a kidney to a window sqeegee in a rollover accident. He was in the back seat when a trucker rear ended his brother's pinto. Trucker hadn't slept in 3 days, had been taking pills to stay awake. Musta run outa pills!!!

Lanse · Jan 19, 2009

LOL Yea, right :-D

Ive got a ton of snow in the back of my truck now. She was parked next to the driveway and i was plowing it out and started dumping it in the back. Gets alot better traction.

Farm trucks are nice, but what about tractor shows??? :-D

Anonymous-0 · Jan 19, 2009

I can chime in on this...

I Knew a kid in high school that was killed when the spare tire that was riding around in the back of his "pinto wagon on a lifted blazer frame" slid forward and hit him from behind in the head when another vehicle pulled out in front of him and they collided.

Keep what dead weight, mother in laws, or whatever that doesn't need to be riding along unnecessarily out of the back.

Lanse will find the right girl...

moonlite 37 · Jan 19, 2009

This would be a nice conversation starter for Lanse. He could ask her about the tractor they went on and then tell her he would hate to see her beautiful body harmed. I am sure Lanse can handle the rest.

Anonymous-0 · Jan 19, 2009

Maybe our man should have the little lady check this web site out and find out what tractors lovers are all about.

OH MY what the heck did I just say? but in our defence we were nice gentelmen without attatudes in our younger days. And And And ah we devoted all our time and money for the ladies of our dreams....yea that aught ta do it! We can be nice at times and open minded, just not on the YT board.

Probably if most of us acted this way in real life we would be sitting at our puters with a split lip no doubt.

I decided to get a wife that was big enough to pull a beer wagon with out breaking a sweat.

My last wifes measurments were 36-22-36, and the other leg was just as big as that one!

Walt Davies · Jan 19, 2009

My cousin Dick K was the person who sued Ford on the fuel tank he got 1.5 Million. But lost his wife in the deal.

He was never the same after that recently died of lung cancer at 69. Hard to loose a cousin as they are the ones that you grew up with on the farm.

Walt

Lanse · Jan 19, 2009

Im just a little hard on equiptment. Story of my life:
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kyplowboy · Jan 19, 2009

I got close to it in college one time, had a stand and 4wheeler in the truck (and yes a PSE Polaris will fit behind the seat of an S10, you just have to take the quickie quiver off and put it under the seat and lay a jacket between the seat and back window) and got out to go into class for a fall final and this girl came up to me and started talking to me bout deer hunt'n. Had a hard time talking Doc into letting me in late for the final.

Don't be push'n Lance towards the women. He will get him one little whif of one some day and say "what tractor"? I like have'n him round here.

Dave

Lanse · Jan 19, 2009

LOL good story

Thats a risk im willin to take :-D

Im glad to be around here. I know i have a little too much fun sometimes but yall still put up with me. Thanks

Anonymous-0 · Jan 19, 2009

That there was cute. I once sawed into a step ladder the farmewr had sat against the wall while I was cutting a door into it. I was a cussin the new brand of sawzall blades that I got out of the cheap bin that morning.

My brother a carpender also bought a very expensive roll top desk. He put the electric adding machine inside, needed a cord drilled through the back to plug it in. Yep right through the roll top. Now when we visit, we all stand there with our finger in the hole that now is in the front. His face still gets red.

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