The neighbor

It all started when I showed her my tractor. She is a nice looking milf c-cups with a nice behind to go with it. She talks naughty to me I don`t know if I should tell her I don`t like it or ask her what her intentions are. (threesome) my wife says said "she is harmless" Your in put would be apreciated.ps. I can`t get rid of my tractor!

Send her my way...

And just what do you think she wants to do with your tractor? And if she wants a threesome, who is going to get the seat?

Send her over to my place ! LOL

Maybe your wife is secretly hoping you will go away with her ? I find it hard to believe she thinks this woman is "harmless"

I also find it impossible to believe that you don't like the flirting ? This has got to be a great ego booster.

Wake up. Yer dreamin' again. You'll lose the whole tractor in the divorce.

She may want her oil checked. Hal

I stand to lose a heck of a lot more than that.Believe me men nothing is reciprocated you know maybe her husband is not doing his job. Why don`t one of you guys leave your number.

Which half do you want in the divorce settlement? Engine? Transmission?

PH, surely you can find a more appropriate forum to post this to, and perhaps you will get a more useful response about your predicament. I'm sure that anyone here who knows the meaning of "MILF" would agree.

By the way, I saw your bizarre posts to Minnesota Joe, and I didn't find them any more amusing than Joe's original post.

If you want my opinion, I suggest you see your doctor and get your hormone imbalance treated. It appears that it is affecting your mind to the point that you're imagining things.

You seem to get offended when I mention hot women are you suggesting that maybe you like guys !! Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes. I think I almost remember being young and good looking. Having the ladies chasing after me. Those were the days. (I think)

y'all are lucky, i had to pay 'em to chase after me

Is that legal? There were a few that I would have paid to leave me alone back in the day for sure.

i never worried about leagle, when your considered ugly by some, you options are considerably limited,lol it don't take long to learn, "everything has its price" the big question is weather the end is worth the means, still workin on that question lol

Ya,'course I suppose jewlery and small appliances might not be considered "paying for it" by the courts.

she may turn out to be bi as well. that makes for a nteresting evening.

BTDT

Some woman tease. Let her her know your a faithful husband and start letting your single buddies hang along if she's looking for breeding or just a nice guy. I'm just too ugly to have your problem, just make sure she isnt aftyer your wife, alot of that going on these days, alot.

What does BTDT stand for ??? thanks for the input- I`ll give that some serious thought.

Enjoy the flattery while you can get it. Some day you'll get up and look in the mirror and realize that in a world of 31 flavors,you're just the cup of water that they use to dip the scoop in.

BTDT = "Been there , done that."

Wake up Alice..... This ain't wonderland.

Is half of everything you own worth a skirt that obviously has no respect for your wife or you? There is always the exception, but women arethe most conniving, vendictive creatures on the earth. regardless of what breed they are and what language they speak. If you don't want to keep it at home, you're better off with rosey and her 5 sisters or a prostitute in another County or State.


Dave

(quoted from post at 11:53:26 12/27/08) Sounds like your wife and the woman are setting you up

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Exactly............

you cant get in trouble for your thoughts.... unless you cant keep your mouth shut..

Sounds like your wife and the woman are setting you up

Hey MarkB-MI, go google the word "killjoy"

I dont remember what Milf stands for but If she continues the tease then say. "if you want me then how much money are you going to pay me for the act?" This ought to steer her away.
It isnt worth cheating on your wife, you lose half of what you and your wife own together. Not to mention kids, if you have any. Just remember that 1/2 the time women that entice a guy are in it for the money.......Watch your wallet. Dont get drunk and do something you will regret for ever.

I don't understand, or do I see a problem????

Just a kiddin again. But I will say this for all the older folks. Life ain't the way it used to be. I learned from my second wife when she was totaly honest about certian issues. If you think that all the boys at the bar are thirsty, you may well be mistaken. And to not hit on alot of details, many ladies at the bar aren't even there for so much as a single drink.

I live in a very small town, and guess what? There are wife / husband / open minds type of parties all the time. I was on the older side of the coin, but the wife was alot younger. She was extreemly quiet, bashfull, and very attractive, and beyond blessed with the right implments. Yet she totaly enjoyed men staring at her so she always put on the inocent tease type show. sorry guys, but I have yet to see a guy that would turn his head the other way, other than avoiding getting caught looking.

Once you broke the ice at fifty percent of the parties, (and most had no adult drinks) Seventy five percent of the folks joined in. Seems married folks are looking for different tractors, and different implments also.

Our group got out of hand, and some folks in a small town just can't keep things quiet like it has to be. Many of our friends including myself are divorced, I feel the ladies are intitled to the same behavior most men would like to assume.

It's just that now days ladies are a little less shy (like the guys). Is that a falt? Who can judge? We do have certian double standards. In your case the lady does need to understand the honest truth, embarrasing if you are assuming--you bet buddy! so be careful. But along with this... the wife needs to know --all issues so you can decide together how to best handle it.

My ex and I came to the conclusion that the bulls out in the pasture aren't always the first to think about maybe someone else is thinking what the bull is thinking. A bull makes his tour every half hr to size up and see if anyone maybe interested.

And for all those who are going to coment on being married for x amount of years, never strayed, faithfull, bla bla bla,,,,,,,,,GREAT for your marrage. You all have had oppertunities no doubt.......And then maybe the right oppertunity just never happened.

Next time marry a super model, and see how well your track record goes.

This is not intended to offend, rather put a different light on the new world of youngsters. They aren't behaving like most of us older folks think they should.

What kind of tractor? Please keep us posted on the selling price when the divorce comes along! ....Be Careful.

I remember what Groucho Marx said about joining organizations. He said he would never join a club that had somebody like him for a member. I look at fooling around the same way. I'd never fool around with a woman who would fool around with a married man.

All women are the tease and sleeze type until you marry and they take off their masquerade.

A lot of us are in the ugly catagory, Dave.

I was so ugly when I was born, my Mom carried me upside down for three days.

She couldn't tell the top from the bottom.

In fact, she thought I just had one eye. . .

I recommend leaving the neighbor lady alone. Don't let your little head tell your big head what to do.

Paul

Hey Turke, I know the little head has got a lot of good men in trouble not me, I`ll keep you posted on how everything turns out. P.H..... p.s.it is a 1949 John Deere R

I know what "milf" stands for and I am not offended by the posts. It is kind of fun to read topics like this once in a while. I think most sites that have topics like this cost money!!! If you don't like it, don't read the post and go to the next topic. That is what I do when someone posts about politics. I don't care what the posts are about, if I don't like them, I don't read them. To Plow Hand, if everybody wants to "have fun" go for it and let us know how it went!!!!!!!

Howdy Plow Hand, Can't tell if thread is B/S or serious. So I'll go with serious. This decision you have to make. You will pay the bill (so to speak). Could be wife and her playing game. Could be she's a tease. Could be she's looking for some extra-curricular marital activity. It could be "extra marital opportunity" knocking. Your decision on how to handle it. How important is your wife to you? NO; Not Talking About Monetary or Who Gets Half of What! How much does SHE mean to you? Once you decide what that answer is, then you will know what you want to do.

My wife and I have been together since August 1993, we married October 2006. My life, career, job, take me to many places and she is not here with me. (I'm in So. Korea again) We drifted apart in late 90's when I was in England and explored. Re-grouped in 2000 and haven't wandered into other pastures since. The opportunities are there, and the further and longer you are apart the harder it is. Not saying I'll never stray, just trying not to.

Could post some pictures, I think it may help us understand your problem.

It sounds like you are Starting to Think With Your Other Head [The Dumb One ,It Has No Brain Inside ? ]She Most Likly wants You to Use It !FOR GET IT !!! UNLESS YOU ARE IN NEED OF A BIG BAD NASTY DAY IN DIVORCE COURT ! YOU LOSE 1/2 OF EVERY THING YOU HAVE [$$$ ]SOME FRIENDS THERE RESPECT,FAMILY WHO DISAPROVE YOU !I KNOW I HAVE BEEN THERE AND IT WAS HER SCREWING AROUND NOT ME .IT COST ME ABOUT $60000 JUST TO GET HER TO SIGN OFF ! AND COULD HAVE BEEN $150000 +IF SHE HAD NOT TOOK THE OFFER 4 DAYS BEFORE THE TRIAL DATE! AND TOOK 7 YEARS TO GET IT OVER WITH ,WE HAD NO KIDS [THANK GOD FOR THAT ]IS PLAYING WITH HER GOING TO BE WORTH ALL THIS ???????????????????????????????????????

I agree that it's not appropriate on this forum. It sounds like he'd cheat on his wife in a moments notice if he knew he could get away with it. A respectable man wouldn't have to ask for opinions. Dave