The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Anonymous-0 · Dec 26, 2008

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl

'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

glennster · Dec 26, 2008

i like it!!!! that right there is funny!!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 26, 2008

if it was only true

super99 · Dec 26, 2008

You forgot the part where he gets to keep his $$$$ for himself.

Chuck NH · Dec 26, 2008

Not a very good fairy tale if he never has a tractor to play on.....

Anonymous-0 · Dec 27, 2008

So Dave, do please tell, what disaster of a Christmass present did you give your wife to make you scribe such a thing ? How long do you have to sleep in the barn with the horses ?

Dozer Guy · Dec 27, 2008

Lucky fellow that guy is !!! Some tales end up like a eppisode off of Married With Children !!!

Anonymous-0 · Dec 27, 2008

(quoted from post at 23:06:31 12/26/08) So Dave, do please tell, what disaster of a Christmass present did you give your wife to make you scribe such a thing ? How long do you have to sleep in the barn with the horses ?

She made out this year. She's got 4 kids from her 1st goround that we usually have over. This year only one came, so it was a quick day without a lot of cooking. We just chilled out, walked with the dogs a little, ate, and chilled some more. She got a horse for Christmas and I got a new shovel and wheelbarrow.

Dave

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