Goose
Well-known Member
I read this somewhere a year ago, I don’t think it was here. I can’t vouch for it 100%, but it was posted in good faith and I took it as such. It happened in one of our Northern states.
Two guys set out on a day of duck hunting. They had a dog with them and were driving a brand new Ford Excursion one of them had just bought. They went out to a frozen over lake, drove the Excursion out on the ice, and parked it. These rocket scientists had the idea to blow a hole in the ice with a stick of dynamite. One lit a stick of dynamite and threw it as far as he could.
Now, the dog had been trained to fetch and bring stuff back, so the dog ran out, picked up the stick of dynamite, and happily began running back with it. The men panicked and began trying to shoot the dog to stop it. When the dog realized he was being shot at, he headed for the nearest place that looked safe—under the Excursion. About the time the dog crawled under the Excursion, the dynamite blew. The remains of the dog and the Excursion sank through a large hole in the ice.
The owner had yet to make the first payment on the Excursion. And I don’t have to tell you what his insurance company said.
Two guys set out on a day of duck hunting. They had a dog with them and were driving a brand new Ford Excursion one of them had just bought. They went out to a frozen over lake, drove the Excursion out on the ice, and parked it. These rocket scientists had the idea to blow a hole in the ice with a stick of dynamite. One lit a stick of dynamite and threw it as far as he could.
Now, the dog had been trained to fetch and bring stuff back, so the dog ran out, picked up the stick of dynamite, and happily began running back with it. The men panicked and began trying to shoot the dog to stop it. When the dog realized he was being shot at, he headed for the nearest place that looked safe—under the Excursion. About the time the dog crawled under the Excursion, the dynamite blew. The remains of the dog and the Excursion sank through a large hole in the ice.
The owner had yet to make the first payment on the Excursion. And I don’t have to tell you what his insurance company said.