Tractor related ?? Joke

Country Politics
from Joke of the Day
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
 
I have heard this one several times, and I still have to laugh because it is so true. When they get to be as blatantly crooked as they now are, it's pretty sad.

Gene

Ps Know why a snake wont bite an attorney?

Professional courtesy
 
Hey DiyDave, did you hear about the nnalert who went into the hen house? they caught him choking his chicken.
 
The local University was looking for lawyers for an expirement. There are just certain things that lab rats will NOT do.
 

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