Anonymous-0
Well-known Member
I thought you could all use a little laugh for the holiday season...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under
my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his a$$ and let
him go!'
And for the Ladys,
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy never have a lump.
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Dave
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under
my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his a$$ and let
him go!'
And for the Ladys,
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy never have a lump.
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Dave
