A blonde joke

Minnie Mo John · Nov 10, 2008

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'

Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?

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Jim H SW-PA · Nov 10, 2008

Good one LOL!

jpick87 · Nov 10, 2008

good clean joke, i like it!

Anonymous-0 · Nov 10, 2008

I give it a 9 out of a possible 10. Stan

larry cook · Nov 10, 2008

thanks for the joke
larry cook

phillip d · Nov 11, 2008

Goodness gracious,never saw that one coming !

Nancy Howell · Nov 11, 2008

chuckle chuckle

P.S. I"m blonde, but don"t mind the jokes.

Anonymous-0 · Nov 11, 2008

Nancy,
Just two thoughts;
1. There are no REAL blondes.
2. Most blondes don't understand.
3. Have a great day.

Mike (WA) · Nov 11, 2008

Bumper sticker seen on a pretty blonde's car: Blondes are not stupid! It was on upside down.

Bartt · Nov 11, 2008

Blonde is on an escalator three days. The power was out.

Finn Md · Nov 11, 2008

Q: what did the blonde say to doctor when told she was pregnant?

A: Are you sure it's mine?

matthew h · Nov 11, 2008

How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?

Wave to her!

Mike (WA) · Nov 12, 2008

My son and a pretty girl were both blondes, and delighted in telling each other blonde jokes. One time she wore a pin that said "Blonde, and prowd of it!" They were valedictorian and salutatorian of their class.

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