Hope you all had a better start to your day. I've already been called a ruthless, cutthroat, do anything to win b@stard.

Walgreens had a sale on halloween candy and I got into a pulling and shouting match with this young lady over some candy. That's when the name calling started.

She had a real trash mouth for an eight-year old. I got even though. Kicked her bike over on the way out of the store!
 
There we were, in the middle of a jungle fighting for our lives. It was three against a hundred!

After several days of intense fighting, we overcame the enemy. But they were three of the scrappiest guys I ever ran into.
 
More like reality what's wrong with this country the 8 year old should have been in school today instead learning some old school discipline!
 
True bravery is arriving home late after
a guy's night out, being assaulted by your
wife with a broom, and still having the guts
to ask...

"Are you still cleaning or are you flying
somewhere?"
 
No, true bravery is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.
 

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