OT: joke

supergrumpy · Oct 17, 2008

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry Farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson: "But I want you to."

Wife: "But why?"

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

Jim H SW-PA · Oct 17, 2008

Good one ---LOL

Sean Feeney · Oct 17, 2008

That could be a 10

bison · Oct 17, 2008

Anonymous-0 · Oct 17, 2008

Woman went to her family Doctor. Doc, I don't know what it is but I can't seem to get any man to come on to me. Her Doctor sez I can't find anything wrong but i know this Asian Dr. who may be able to help. She goes to see him, Dr. sez take off your clothes. She thought this was odd but she stripped. Doc sez now get down on all fours. Now crawl away from me, she did and he sez Ok now crawl back to me. She did and he sez I know your problem, you have Ezzackery disease.You look Ezzackery the same going away from me or coming towards me.

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