O/T funny or not so funny!!

Stopped in to get some gas today, young fella pumpen gas had a cast with pins protruden from his thumb, I ask what happened? And this is his story.

Three farm girls he was with said he couldnt ride their donky and him being a mucho type lad figgured out he could get the donky to come close to him by offering some grain on a frisby.

He sat the frisby with the food on the ground and while the donky was occupied he grabed her mane and jumped on her back, He said while he was trying to find the brakes the donky dumped him against the gate and shatterd his arm in four places, I then give him a word of advice I said next time you get on a donky make sure you hold on to your A$$. LOL
 
"Scars heal, glory fades
And all we're left with are the memories made
Pain hurts, but only for a minute
Yeah life is short so go on and live it
'Cause the chicks dig it!"
 
I'm not so sure I would even find a chick WORTHWHILE anymore to even attempt to make an impression... much less make a dumba$$ impression.

Tried it both ways, still single.
 
There might be a subliminal messsage about the upcoming election in this story with the guy being the (working) American public.
 
It is obvious to me that your story is a lie. You said the fella was "pumping gas". Now where in the heck do you find someone pumping gas anymore?

first off, you cant find someone to work at such a meanial task. Secondlly, it's all self service now.

Gene
 

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