Allan in NE
Well-known Member
So,
I'm standing at a farm auction yesterday in my usual state of utter confusion and total disarray. Just standin' there, scratchin' my head, trying my damndest to make sense of it all and mindin' my own business. Not botherin' anyone.
Silly auctioneer must have mistakenly thought I was actually "coherent" and that I was bidding 'er something. :>(
Guess I ended up owning a Honda 300 Big Red three-wheeler. Tried to talk some logic to the clerk, but she was bigger than I, seemed to be in a bad mood, and to be really honest, she scared me.......... :>(
Anyway,
I understand that I don't have to wear hooks anymore, don't have to use a saddle and bridle, have been told that it won't kick, bite or throw me in the dirt.
Yes, I can grasp the fact that it runs on gasoline, but where do I check the oil? Do I worry about the transmission oil? Do I have to check the rear end oil?
Had to talk a young man into loading it for me 'cause I'm just not bright enough to run the thing.
Anyone ever been around one of these things? Will it work to drive home that bull that has spent the whole summer over in the neighbor's pasture?
Looks kinda like this picture only bigger.
Thanks for any help, I'm lost.
Allan
I'm standing at a farm auction yesterday in my usual state of utter confusion and total disarray. Just standin' there, scratchin' my head, trying my damndest to make sense of it all and mindin' my own business. Not botherin' anyone.
Silly auctioneer must have mistakenly thought I was actually "coherent" and that I was bidding 'er something. :>(
Guess I ended up owning a Honda 300 Big Red three-wheeler. Tried to talk some logic to the clerk, but she was bigger than I, seemed to be in a bad mood, and to be really honest, she scared me.......... :>(
Anyway,
I understand that I don't have to wear hooks anymore, don't have to use a saddle and bridle, have been told that it won't kick, bite or throw me in the dirt.
Yes, I can grasp the fact that it runs on gasoline, but where do I check the oil? Do I worry about the transmission oil? Do I have to check the rear end oil?
Had to talk a young man into loading it for me 'cause I'm just not bright enough to run the thing.
Anyone ever been around one of these things? Will it work to drive home that bull that has spent the whole summer over in the neighbor's pasture?
Looks kinda like this picture only bigger.
Thanks for any help, I'm lost.
Allan