Attn ! Chuck [CA] responce to joke.

A fellow several years ago wanted me to go in business with him.

At the time the animal people were complaining of using the furs from rabbits, mink, fox,etc.,on the Miss America pageant.

His Idea was to start a cat farm, now most people don't like cats anyway and lots of people will give you as many kittens you want. Stray cats in town are fair game also. Therefor no investment.

The idea was to sell cat hides. We had to only figure out a way to feed these cats.--No problem I said.--We will start a rat farm beside the cat farm. Since rats multiply 4 times faster than cats that would be 4 rats per cat a day.--To feed the rats, just feed them the carcasses of the cats to them and there would not be any waste.

Now to all the cat lovers, before you jump on me this is just a story this man came up with. you would have to know him before you made judgment.
He came up with lots of funny ideas,with no intention of carrying them out.--I'll tell you about the pickle farm the next time.
 
Holy Moly!!--that was old when I was young--it was the Depression way to get rich!!! (but still funny!).
 
Holy Moly!!--that was old when I was young--it was the Depression way to get rich!!! (but still funny!).
 
Okay, that was just darn hilarious...


My cats went a few doors down and brought back a fresh rat kill last week. Course I had to chase the old lady around with it.... They usually keep my yard free of any field mice, moles, unwary squirrels, and small dogs. Heck, they have even been known to get frisky and tackle the kids. No claws or teeth used, but they can work over a 7 year old... They use teamwork when necessary.

Not a big cat fan, but they sure are practical. From April to December, they subsist on worm medication, but nothing else, far as I can tell.

The doorstep presents flip the UPS man out.

Aaron
 

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