Old tractors and women

LOL. Thats why nancy (the B) and joy (the WC) seem to be giving me less of a headache then frankenstein (the C)
 
...at least tractors don't break your heart and leave you feeling schitty for a month.
 
how about
"if it has t!ts or tires it's going to give you problems"
Lanse are you listening? if you think old tractors are aggrevating just wait.
 
Elmo,
Not only problems but it's gonna COST you, but if has tires you might be able to sell it, no tires and try to sell you go to jail.
 
I posted this elswhere, can't remember so well. A guy told me he was getting married. I said why because the last lady and you fought all the time. He stated the day he got divorced was the happpppppppest day of his life, and without getting married he would never be able to relive that day.
 
I got up this morning planning on spending the day catching up on paperwork. We'd gone to church last evening.

The Alpha female decided it was time to eat breakfast out and go to Menards. I don't think I even need to relate how the rest of the day went, although it included humping bags of pre-mix concrete, etc.
 
And old tractor is a lot less problems then any wimmen and if ya get mad at and old tractor and smack it with a 2x4 ain't nobody going to throw ya in graybar motel.
 

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