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jon f mn · May 26, 2021

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4520BW · May 26, 2021

I got 5 and this is true!

SweetFeet · May 26, 2021

Too funny!

Daughter did it with her kids recently when they were visiting. I just chuckled. She said, 'Oh, of course you had to hear that'.

Growing up with six kids in the house, it often sounded like mom was practicing singing a music scale or something: 'Do, Re, Me, Fa, So'.... before she would hit the jackpot with the correct kid's name.

DaveBN · May 26, 2021

Even more true with grand kids.
Dave.

RESLLS · May 26, 2021

My cousin just said all 3. Didn't matter which one he was correcting. Always just said, Bridgette Julie John. They knew which he was yelling at, usually John. He was a little demon. Never seen a kid so full of mischief. Except maybe me!

tractorkrum · May 26, 2021

There is one way around it. Name all of your boys the same and name all of your daughters the same. The story goes like this: There was a salesman that stopped at a house one day and he noticed that all of the five boys were named Johnny and all of the four girls were Susy The salesman questioned the woman about this. She said it was just great having them named that way. She said if she needed some help in the garden she would just call Johnny and she had five little helpers. If she needed help in the kitchen, she would call Susy and she had four helpers in a heart beat. The salesman then asked the woman what she did when she wanted one specific child. The woman replied, I call them by their last name

Bruce from Can. · May 26, 2021

I was the fifth and last child, and when I was 17 and the only one still living with my parents, my Dad still had to run down the list before he could get my name. I made it easy for him, and left at 18.

Kansasredneck · May 26, 2021

IOne night, just after my older son started school, I heard the boys talking.
Younger son, what did you learn at school today.
Older son, I learned my name isn't Jesus Christ, I'm Steven and you're not God Almighty.
Really? Are you sure?
Yes, I asked mom when she picked me up after school.
What did she say?'
She said, Jesus Christ, you should know your name is Steven.

wjytexas · May 26, 2021

Hi, I'm Larry and this is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell.

cjunrau · May 26, 2021

we have 9 and I can understand a little. The only time it becomes a problem is when you are in a hurry. When just working at a normal pace you get it all correct, but get a little flustered and in a hurry and the brain cann't think that fast.

Moonlite37 · May 26, 2021

I like that!

DIM · May 26, 2021

My mom would do that. Run down the list to me.I thought if my name is Kenneth Max David John Rex Dale I'll never get thru school. Be time to turn in test and I'll still be writing my name on it.

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