(800) 853-2651
SHOP NOW

Carried to the end

W

WESnIL

Member
A farmer passes away. That leaves his widow with everything, including making the funeral arrangements. She contacts the local implement dealer, fuel man, and feed man to be pall bearers. They all agree, figuring they carried him this far so they might as well go all the way.
 
I always chuckle when I read that one. I have seen a sign on the wall of a dealer saying something similar to that one. When you die I want to be a pal bearer, I have carried you this far I would like to carry you one more time.
 
When I had my ranch in Wyo. years ago, one of my neighbors was raking in eighty thousand dollars a year from some govt. program. So, yes, you can get rich from govt. money.
 
Over here in north-west Iowa they only bury a farmer a foot deep so He can still get His hand out --- He he !
 
another one is why does the hat of a farmer have a roll in the front -- so he can look in the mailbox for His pic check--- LOL Roy
 
Two hookers where having breakfast one morning and comparing their clients from the previous night. The first hooker was bragging how her client was a rich oil man and gave her a thousand dollar tip. The second hooker said her client was a rich farmer and all he did was complain, first it was too wet, then it was too dry, the he wanted me to pay him for putting it in.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

jd2cyl1943
Here's the story of my JD Bs restoration up to this poi
2
Replies
26
Views
2K
jd2cyl1943
jd2cyl1943
jd2cyl1943
The story of my Bs restoration up to this point.
Replies
6
Views
971
jd2cyl1943
jd2cyl1943
J
State of the farm address!! LOL Long!!
Replies
18
Views
3K
chuck from neb
C
jon f mn
This weekend in the kingdom
Replies
6
Views
716
WI Dan
WI Dan
S
Obituary for JMS/.MN - Jim Schreifels
Replies
7
Views
20K
wingnuttx
wingnuttx
Tractor Parts Tractor Manuals

We sell tractor parts! We have the parts you need to repair your tractor - the right parts. Our low prices and years of research make us your best choice when you need parts. Shop Online Today.

Copyright © 1997-2024 Yesterday's Tractor Co.

All Rights Reserved. Reproduction of any part of this website, including design and content, without written permission is strictly prohibited. Trade Marks and Trade Names contained and used in this Website are those of others, and are used in this Website in a descriptive sense to refer to the products of others. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy TRADEMARK DISCLAIMER: Tradenames and Trademarks referred to within Yesterday's Tractor Co. products and within the Yesterday's Tractor Co. websites are the property of their respective trademark holders. None of these trademark holders are affiliated with Yesterday's Tractor Co., our products, or our website nor are we sponsored by them. John Deere and its logos are the registered trademarks of the John Deere Corporation. Agco, Agco Allis, White, Massey Ferguson and their logos are the registered trademarks of AGCO Corporation. Case, Case-IH, Farmall, International Harvester, New Holland and their logos are registered trademarks of CNH Global N.V.

Yesterday's Tractors - Antique Tractor Headquarters
Website Accessibility Policy

Back
Top