Today's funny

jon f mn

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I need one of those badly.
Wife says I really snored 2 nights ago and she could not get me awake to make me turn over.
Actually, I need two of those.
She snored last night.
 
A woman who used to write a column for a local newspaper once wrote in a column about her husband's snoring.

He denied snoring, so one night she hid a recorder next to the bed. Next morning, there was loud snoring on the tape.

When she confronted her husband, he said, "One thing you missed. I wasn't feeling well last evening, so about 11:30 I went out to the family room and spent the rest of the night in a recliner".

Oops.
 

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