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jon f mn

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There's another version of that joke-
Girl: "I'll do whatever you want for $50, but you have to be able to describe it in 3 words."
Old guy: "Paint my house."
 
I was aboard a troop ship once when guys had gotten pretty shaggy. A Staff Sergeant got a bed sheet and some clippers, and set up shop.

The first guy in the chair asked, "Been cutting hair long, Sarge"?

He saidn, "Nope, you're my first one".

Actually, he didn't do too bad.
 
Got mine cut last weekend. You can t set down in a restaurant in IL, but you can get a hair cut. Our small towns on the Missouri side of the river are leasing out their ball fields so the IL kids can play ball.
 
Our barbers are open now. I got my hair cut on Thursday. You have to make an appointment--no walk ins. One person in the shop at a time and you have to wear a mask. Barber wears one too.
 

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