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jon f mn · Nov 23, 2019

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DPittman · Nov 23, 2019

Or when your ladder moves a lot and you fall 22 feet. Not a good time!

john in la · Nov 23, 2019

For me the bottom one was when I got the $15,000 bill for falling off the ladder.

muleman51 · Nov 23, 2019

Very true, heart and stomach. Or your combine rolls through a fox den on a side hill.

Richard G. · Nov 23, 2019

Been there too many times and fell 3 times.
Once when I fell at Clemson and was really hurting, I went to the infirmary and the Doc looked at my back and said, "Man, you had a hell of a fall".
Richard

RedGreenGuy · Nov 23, 2019

Fell off step bladder got 14 staples in back of my head

Janicholson · Nov 23, 2019

Short version with solid squiggles: the 1-1/2 inch drop to the next scaffold plank at the second story. Jim

Richard G. · Nov 23, 2019

Did that when I was building my house.
Second story also.
Longest 2 inch fall of my life. (rough lumber)

Mark-Ia · Nov 23, 2019

Sept 9th, fell off a ladder. Broke 10% of my ball socket, broke part of the ball off my left arm, broken rib, collapsed lung, concussion and brain bleed. Fell from the 3rd rung onto a wood deck. I was just above the gutter. Now doing therapy on my left arm and shoulder. Not a fun experience. Not back to work yet.

db4600 · Nov 23, 2019

Ditto!

SweetFeet · Nov 23, 2019

I didn't even need a ladder last January... just fell off my feet onto and icy sidewalk and broke my humerus at the ball part, and chipped the socket.

The adrenaline rush a few moments afterward, was pretty intense. Couldn't even hold a glass of water some ladies gave to me... just started shaking so bad, the water sloshed all over the floor.

Was fortunate that I did not hit my head hard when I landed. Hip was very bruised but didn't break.

Don't care to ever repeat the experience.

flying belgian · Nov 23, 2019

Or when you sit down without realizing the toilet seat is up.

farmerjohn · Nov 23, 2019

X 3 Been there done that.

Gary Mitchell · Nov 23, 2019

Yeah, or that! gm

farmerjohn · Nov 23, 2019

Looks like the same heart rhythm that was posted of month or two ago about the cows getting out. I had forwarded it to my brother and titled the email ?cows are out,? an hour later got a phone call from him, said he just got in from frantically driving all around the farm, had took one glance at my email and thought I meant that his cows were out. We laugh about it now but at the time he was a bit annoyed.

Dennis Minn · Nov 23, 2019

Jannicjolson,

We used to call that "eating raw heart".

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gab · Nov 23, 2019

I didn't fall off the ladder but I was up about fifteen feet with a full gallon of paint, went to come down and move ladder and my knee was locked up, couldn't raise leg up to step down, didn't want to drop a full can of paint, didn't want to try hopping down on one leg. Finally got it twisted around and loose. Worry about that every time on a ladder since.

IaLeo · Nov 23, 2019

Looked like my heart rate when I reached out too far nailing up soffit on a two story house over a driveway...ladder flipped over and I was clinging on the backside! Leo

jal-SD · Nov 23, 2019

On the lighter, just like my heart, looking @ biggest B H deer that I've ever seen in hunting SD BH in 60 years. Son spotted it. Unfortunately, he has doe tag only & I didn't draw this year! JAL-sd

greenmech · Nov 23, 2019

Hope you have a good recovery! Ron MN

wheat straw · Nov 23, 2019

mine was baling hay on a hillside watching the baler and the rear tractor tire on the up hill side climbed over a bale of hay.
Andy

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