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jon f mn · Nov 10, 2019

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Adirondack case guy · Nov 10, 2019

Because they can.------------------------Loren

Farmall plowboy · Nov 10, 2019

My brain hurts now....

Steve in VA · Nov 10, 2019

A flea and fly in a flue,
were imprisoned, so what could they do?
"Let us flee said the fly".
"Let us fly said the flea".
So they flew through a flaw in the flu.

farmerjohn · Nov 10, 2019

The same reason that if your house burns down, it?s all burned up.

rrman61 · Nov 10, 2019

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Determined · Nov 10, 2019

A woman can go SHOPPING and come home with a trunk full of groceries. (then complain about how busy the store was)

If 2 or more women get together to SHOP they can wander a busy mall all afternoon and come home with nothing. (but will talk about the great time they had and all the things they saw)

Adirondack case guy · Nov 10, 2019

I resemble that remark in the winter. Seem that I am chucking wood into the boiler all the time to keep the house and shop warm, and some people call me a woodchuck because of my views on certain people and things that happen.--------------Loren

Tony in SD · Nov 10, 2019

Same reason I had such a hard time in English class. (To too two 2) (by buy bi) (you can write with a lead pencil or lead a horse to water) (no know) (new knew) (their there)
Then there is the phrase "Take a sh*t?". When you really are giving a sh*t.
TV set refers to one thing, not a groups of things
And this poor farm boy is still confused with this stuff.

tomstractorsandtoys · Nov 10, 2019

I have a sow in the barn but I sow my oats. I went out to mow my hay which I latter put in the hay mow. Tom

coshoo · Nov 10, 2019

I like singing bass in the choir, but am happiest when I'm catching a bass. Or several bass, for that matter.

farmerjohn · Nov 10, 2019

I saw two does in the field, but does it really matter?

Janicholson · Nov 10, 2019

How many minutes is it from two to two to two two? Jim

oldsarge · Nov 10, 2019

I thinked I was the only person who 'membered that ditty..............................gtm

Philip d · Nov 10, 2019

The cow jumped over defence, defeat before detail.

Pete in MD · Nov 10, 2019

Too many to count.

Adrian Billheimer · Nov 10, 2019

I tripped over my eye teeth, I couldn't see what I was saying, and now my tongue hurts from being tied in a knot. :>)

onefarmer · Nov 10, 2019

Stuck in a room with no exit, nothing there but a table. I saw the table so I saw the table in half, Two halfs make a whole climb out the hole

Tony in SD · Nov 10, 2019

Steven-Id · Nov 10, 2019

Defeat of deduck went over defence before detail. that was what I learned.

Steven

Mike(NEOhio) · Nov 10, 2019

Add to those: they're and break brake. Often seen (scene) on this site (sight). Should be banned (band)

jimg.allentown · Nov 10, 2019

Other languages are just as bad.

In Spanish, a cat is a gato. You raise your car off eth ground with a gato (jack).

In Spanish, to swim is nada. Nada also means nothing.

In French, fish is poisson. Poison is poison.

I'm sure there are similar examples in many other languages. English isn't so bad after all, eh?

Little Ed · Nov 10, 2019

How much ground could a ground hog hog, if a ground hog was ground round?

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