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jon f mn · Oct 11, 2019

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Goose · Oct 11, 2019

Interesting. And therein lies a story.

I had a friend in Clinton, NC who I will call "Jim" 'cause that really was his front name. Now, Clinton is not that big of a town, and as an insurance salesman Jim was one of the better known local characters.

He went to the bathroom once and caught himself in his zipper. He wound up in the ER of the local hospital with the doctor taking several stitches in it. The nurse who assisted the doctor knew Jim and could hardly contain herself throughout the proceedings.

When the doctor was done, he asked, "What the heck am I going to write in your medical record"? He wrote "lacerated leg", whereupon the nurse "lost it" completely.

There's more. Jim's wife worked at a local bank, and could not resist telling one of her co-workers about it. At that point, they may as well have put it on the front page of the local newspaper.

The next time I saw Jim a week or two later, he said, "Gene, I'm the only man in Clinton who can walk down the street and every SOB I meet, black or white, smiles at me".

Dave H (MI) · Oct 11, 2019

That story is funnier than the funny!

old popper · Oct 11, 2019

That is why I prefer bib overalls with the button fly.

Philip d · Oct 11, 2019

Yup,an incident like that in a small town would spread like wildfire lol

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