Poor Chucky

onefarmer · Sep 28, 2019

I ran over a woodchuck twice and both was his own fault. He ran out of the beans as I was taking the 4020 out the drive to dig a tree out. He ran his nose under the right front tire. He was squirming like he was going to die after a while. But I took mercy and was going finish him off. As I was backing up he took off and ran his head under the left front tire. Suicidal chucky?! lol

timcasbolt · Sep 28, 2019

(quoted from post at 14:30:10 09/28/19) I ran over a woodchuck twice and both was his own fault. He ran out of the beans as I was taking the 4020 out the drive to dig a tree out. He ran his nose under the right front tire. He was squirming like he was going to die after a while. But I took mercy and was going finish him off. As I was backing up he took off and ran his head under the left front tire. Suicidal chucky?! lol

For every woodchuck run over the world becomes a better place.

Adirondack case guy · Sep 28, 2019

That should happen to the "Chucky" in the movie, but he would have likely just bit a big hole in your tire and tipped the tractor over on you. HeHe--------- Loren

jeffcat · Sep 28, 2019

One time I had to swerve a "little", to nail a ground hog along a back road. Five minutes latter I was changing the tire that had a nice nail sticking out of it. Chuckies revenge?

coshoo · Sep 28, 2019

Friend of my son's was on her way to the Prom with some yahoo- he decided to impress her by intentionally running over a possum that was crossing the road. She came unglued- made him turn around and take her home, never spoke to him again.

You can't fix stupid.

Wheat47 · Sep 28, 2019

Drove silage truck for the neighbor off and on the last couple weeks(weather permitting!!).
We had four trucks going. I came back to the field and see that I needed to be on the upper end.
So I parked and waited. I see them coming along, then they stopped and got out and were working
on the cutter head. I figured they plugged again, so I just waited......about 15-20 mins.
When they got to me, they said they tried to chop a racoon!!! About 1/2 of him anyway, so they had
to dig the rest of him out!!!!
Glad I didn't go down to help!!!

fixerupper · Sep 28, 2019

(quoted from post at 10:47:08 09/28/19) Drove silage truck for the neighbor off and on the last couple weeks(weather permitting!!).
We had four trucks going. I came back to the field and see that I needed to be on the upper end.
So I parked and waited. I see them coming along, then they stopped and got out and were working
on the cutter head. I figured they plugged again, so I just waited......about 15-20 mins.
When they got to me, they said they tried to chop a racoon!!! About 1/2 of him anyway, so they had
to dig the rest of him out!!!!
Glad I didn't go down to help!!!

I have had to dig a skinned alive raccoon out of a cornhead. I actually felt sorry for the critter.

Crazy Horse · Sep 28, 2019

Ya never know Coshoo .... the guy might have had the best night of his young life later on that evening. There's always "the rest of the story" as they say !!!

Janicholson · Sep 28, 2019

A deer on the side of Highway 10 just south of St. Cloud must have been run over 40 times last night. Just a lump of damp flesh. Jim

Keith True · Sep 28, 2019

I was mowing behind my shop,and there is a hole out there from the broken concrete rubble settling in.I just straddle it to mow.I heard a thump,and looked back,didn't see
anything.On the next pass I saw a headless woodchuck in that hole.I use rear discharge mower decks on my Wheelhorses,and they leave the cuttings spread 3 feet wide on the
ground.It was so evenly distributed I never saw a spot of blood until I looked for it.I guess he got a little nosey and popped his head up at the wrong time.

coshoo · Sep 28, 2019

New law in Washington- if you hit something, you can take it home and process it for food. Just need to get a document from DOT within 24 hours, which is rarely denied. Wife wants to put a sturdy grill guard on the Cummins Dodge and go troll for elk.

sotxbill · Sep 28, 2019

(quoted from post at 14:00:28 09/28/19) New law in Washington- if you hit something, you can take it home and process it for food. Just need to get a document from DOT within 24 hours, which is rarely denied. Wife wants to put a sturdy grill guard on the Cummins Dodge and go troll for elk.

Isn't cannibalism against the law?? Folks really would like to bury their dead.

Billy NY · Sep 28, 2019

Some off duty policemen were participating in a golf outing within their jurisdiction and one of them decided to run over a woodchuck on the course, it turned into whole thing so to speak. Newspaper, media, scandal etc. You can't fix stupid is right.

onefarmer · Sep 28, 2019

LOL yours was suicidal too

Mike(NEOhio) · Sep 28, 2019

BIL was running the NH crusher on hay. Noticed the tractor working hard then something warm and wet hit the back of his neck. Woodchuck went through the rolls backwards and stuck when it got to his head. Stomach contents expelled on to neck.

ditchwitch · Sep 28, 2019

Sorry but had smile

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