Today's Funny

jon f mn

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• Sep 21, 2019

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tomstractorsandtoys

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• Sep 21, 2019

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I am that joke. I still like to ask my wife is my part strait. Tom

 

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Farmall plowboy

Member

• Sep 21, 2019

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Can't part...... Oh! wait, ya I get it now.

 

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RESLLS

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• Sep 21, 2019

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I just say I have wavy hair. It's waving good-bye!

 

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Adirondack case guy

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Neither can a rooster.----------Loren

 

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coshoo

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Friend of mine looks at the bright side- "At least I got rid of all those dam cowlicks!"

And my old boss would say "Each of us is allotted a certain amount of testosterone. If you want to use yours to grow hair, that's up to you."

 

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jon f mn

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• Sep 21, 2019

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I know someone who says it's a solar panel for a love machine. Lol

 

wjytexas

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Men do not lose their hair as they age. It just grows in different places.

 

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gajack

Member

• Sep 21, 2019

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I have replaced my hair with some very nice hats.
Also several # 50 sunscreen tubes are in that mix
as well. j

 

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Traditional Farmer

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Location

Virginia

• Sep 21, 2019

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Still have a full head of hair at 67,my grand dad died at 96 still had a good amount of hair.

 

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jon f mn

Well-known Member

• Sep 21, 2019

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Which part?

 

Goose

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• Sep 21, 2019

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I still have most of my hair, although it's gray and thinned out.

My father still had a full head of hair when he died at 86. On the other hand, my mother had several brothers who were like cue balls by age 30. I'd often wondered how I would turn out.

 

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farmerjohn

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Some guys pay lots of money to regrow lost hair, others shave off what they have.......

 

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oldsarge

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• Sep 21, 2019

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My Dad used to use both those sayings. I've got more hair at 78 than he had in his high school graduation picture,comes from Mom's side;teeth too dammit

 

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Dune Country

Well-known Member

• Sep 21, 2019

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I went bald at 26
Can't grow grass on concrete

 

Larry EC-OH

Member

• Sep 21, 2019

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Well this is timely.

I just renewed my passport. Came to the part where you fill in "Hair Color".

I was stumped....LOL Do I put Brown, White, or N/A???

Good one Jon.

Larry

 

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coshoo

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Mom's dad was very bald, and my sister used to tease me about being 5' 6" and bald- ended up 5'10" and plenty of hair- am 71, so its apparently not going anywhere. Dad had full head of hair at his passing at 85. So there, sis!

 

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paul

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Dad had a full head of hair.

My barber used to thin my hair with that odd scissors with gaps in it. That was well into my 30s. Mom had very very straight hair, dad had a nice wave in his. My sister and I both got rats nests of curly full hair.

Mine is thinning now but think enough will hang around if it has this long. Not that it matters in the big, or small, picture.

Paul

 

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flying belgian

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• Sep 21, 2019

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Grass don't grow on a well used path.

 

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wd9garymn

Member

• Sep 22, 2019

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My father-in-law, who was bald by his 40,s, always said you can't have hair and brains both, Gary.