Today's Funny

jon f mn

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Now why would that create an unusual line? It's been said the grass is always greener the other side of the fence, they just want the best for they selfs.
 
Unless it's a gate you are trying to get them thru... then they will run up to it and turn 90 degrees and run along the fence line! Had that fun just last night.
 
While out fixing fence I managed to touch the top hot wire with the sweaty brim of my hat.

Pretty sure I experienced all three of those at once or maybe 1-3-2-1 followed by a brief moment of where am I.

The only clear thing in my mind for a few seconds was the snap sound it made.
 
I have a neighbor who begs me to cut and bale his pasture hay for him. 2 horses are running in pasture. Got to go through double gates that fall open when you unchain them. Soon as you get there horses come running right up to gates. How am I suppose to open gate run back and drive tractor through then run back to shut gate without horses getting out? If gates would fall shut I would just kinda push through them but nope, they fall open. I have to go in barn and get a couple handfuls of hay and try and coax them in barn and lock them in there. But being a stranger that does not work well. I finally told him to have the horses locked in barn or I am turning around and going home and I will send you a bill for the time. What a commotion.
 
On the farm there was a line that ran from the top of the milkhouse over to the gate. I used to walk right under it as a KID. What happens when you have a growing spurt over the winter. Son of a @'vhjnhgcx !!!!!!!!!! You actually DO see stars and planets !!!!! Man that hurt. Also knocks you right on your arsss.
 
Working on the family farm in the summers It happened sometimes especially in the spring. Uncle didn't take care of the fences to well. I would wake up early sometimes to hear cows munching on the grass outside the bedroom window and just groan LOL.
 

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