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jon f mn

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I enjoy watching squach253 videos on the YouTube and think a good many of you other fellows would to. You should check them out.

JD
 
I enjoy watching squach253 videos on the YouTube and think a good many of you other fellows would to. You should check them out.

JD
 
Thousands of game cameras out there would have picked up at least a few pictures of a Sasquatch! Lol saw on Facebook where someone pulled the memory card from a friends camera and put pictures of a huge buck,a huge elk,a bear then then the guy ?riding? the big buck.then put the card back in the camera.would have liked to see the guys face for that one.
 
My brother lived in Washington State after his air-force tour back in the mid 70?s. They had a measurable snow fall and discovered Sasquatch tracks in the new snow. The media hit it hard for about a week and then a man and his son stepped up and said they had created the tracks as a prank.
 
Some friends put a camera up on our property once, years ago.

I didn't think of it soon enough, but it would have been priceless if I'd gotten a gorilla suit and pranced around in front of the camera.
 
I grew up near Lake Worth Tx, there is a town called Lake Worth, and also a small city reservoir named the same.

Back when the lake was just built, it was quite a tourist attraction.

There was a marina that sold lake tours. Some of the employees at the marina got the idea to sink a barrel full of rocks with a cable and pulley, and rigged up a half inflated inner tube on a cable that they could crank along just under the surface of the water. At night they would wait for the tour boat to come by, operate the "gill monster" and wait for the sightings to begin!

Well, the sightings caused such an uproar, people started seeing all kinds of monsters! It eventually grew legs and evolved into "goat monster"!

There was river road where the river fed the lake. Used to be, you could drive back in there, do a little fishing, a lot of drinking, and other things that went on back there...

A few times Goat Monster actually made some public appearances. He was known to lurk in the dark, jump out at people parked back in there. Throw rocks and car wheels, pound on car hoods!

It's a real miracle someone didn't get shot! I doubt the goat man suit was bullet proof!
 
It'd be like taking somebody to small claims court. If they don't show up,you win,good luck getting your money. lol
 

My property goes up a mountain good distance. I have been tempted to build a "crashed flying saucer", train my trail cameras on it then get the wife and kids into some costumes to walk around and in and out of the "spaceship".

The added bonus is the military base just a few miles east of me, that adds a bit of plausibility to "the story" that will follow.

Ideally, at that time while we are doing our crashed spaceship photo opp., some hungry, thirsty, weary hiker will be coming down from the AT... Good times, man. Good times.

We'd be nice aliens, no abductions, no 'probes'. We'll just wave "hi" and scan his brain, assuming he is not wearing a gov't-proof aluminum foil hat already.
 

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