Today's Funny

jon f mn

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• Mar 11, 2019

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Larry EC-OH

Member

• Mar 11, 2019

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Ain't that the truth!

One of your best ones Jon.

Thanks for the smile every day.

Larry

 

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DIM

Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Or the phone in your pocket rings

 

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kito169

Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

The difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic has to wash his hands before he takes a leak.

 

formerly ny bill

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• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

that is my usual occurrence.

 

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ohiojim

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• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

looks a lot like my hands after putting a dab of never seize on a 1/4 inch bolt.

 

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Philip d

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• Mar 11, 2019

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There ain?t nuttin funny bout dat der,it?s an every day reality

 

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ed will

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• Mar 11, 2019

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How true! It reminds me of when I was working at the coast where rain is prevalent. As soon as you get your rain gear on you have to P. Ed Will Oliver BC. wine capital

 

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JF in MI

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• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Amen!

 

wjytexas

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• Mar 11, 2019

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and you have that big drop of snot coming out of your nose

 

ADB-Ia

Member

Location

New Sharon, IA

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

The city boy washed his hands after taking a leak and said, "My mom taught me to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom." The farm boy said, "My mom taught me not to pee on my hands."

 

flembo

Well-known Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

If it was a small dab of never-seize it would be on your hands, your face, your pants and your shirt LOL.

 

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Rich'sToys

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Location

Southern MN

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

(quoted from post at 08:17:36 03/11/19) If it was a small dab of never-seize it would be on your hands, your face, your pants and your shirt LOL.

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You got that right! I swear that stuff multiplies as it hits the air! Just the tiniest drop and soon you're covered with it.
Roofing tar is another one.

 

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Spook

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• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

That?s what I was thinking. Every time I use never seize, I get it on something I don?t want it on.

 

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Determined

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• Mar 11, 2019

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A guy I worked with years ago was doing some spray painting and had gotten some paint on his hands, he soaked a rag with xyelene and was using it to wipe the paint off his hands as he walked across the shop to use the washroom.

Felt sorry for him but at the same time could not stop laughing either.
His hollering and cussing described in a little too much detail what he thought was about to catch fire or fall off and everybody could hear him loud and clear from the other end of the building.

Well at least he didn't get any paint on his privates.

 

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Steve@Advance

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• Mar 11, 2019

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kito, I'd be more worried about what comes out of someones body than what comes off a tractor! LOL

Think I'll stick with what I'm used to!

 

olgentdc

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Location

Harrison County , Elizabeth Ind 47117

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Now Thats Funny .. LOL

 

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paul

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• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Ah yes, the famous ?how do I get hurculiner off my hootus? thread:

https://www.explorerforum.com/forums/index.php?threads/how-do-i-get-herculiner-off-of-my-hootus.18595/

Paul
Removing Hurculiner bed liner

 

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Uniballer

Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Ah, yes. The having to take a leak part results in what my circle refers to as, "Mechanic's Member". Well, that's not really what we call it, but that'll do for this site.

 

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Rich'sToys

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Location

Southern MN

• Mar 11, 2019

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(quoted from post at 10:21:41 03/11/19) Ah yes, the famous ?how do I get hurculiner off my hootus? thread:

https://www.explorerforum.com/forums/index.php?threads/how-do-i-get-herculiner-off-of-my-hootus.18595/

Paul
Removing Hurculiner bed liner

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That was too funny! I only made it through 7 of the 15 pages, but it was hilarious!

 

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ss55

Well-known Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Clean rags are your friend.

 

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stoughtonfarmboy

Member

• Mar 11, 2019

• #1

Father-in-law was a truck mechanic. His favorite joke. What's a mechanic's worst nightmare? He's drowning in a 55 gallon drum of grease and can't find a steering wheel to wipe his hands on!

Ken

 

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SVcummins

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• Mar 11, 2019

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You know the difference between a doctor and a mechanic? A doctor washes his hands twice

 

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Den N Ms

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• Mar 11, 2019

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Paul,Tat is a Good One,I musta missed that one back in 2000.Very funny reading all the posts and SOLUTIONS TO Gerald's HOOTIE problems real HOOT.LOL