Today's Funny

jon f mn · Jan 25, 2019

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tomtinker · Jan 25, 2019

May depend on how close together they are.lol.

jacksun65 · Jan 25, 2019

Your beard turns white the second time your hair turns white the third time you loose your hair. LOL

SweetFeet · Jan 25, 2019

if you are a cat... you're still OK.

rrlund · Jan 25, 2019

After the first time you'd be half dead. Half of half is a quarter,so after the second time you'd only be three quarters dead.

Fred Werring · Jan 25, 2019

Tony S · Jan 25, 2019

Half dead is just an estimate. Most people are usually only scared 20-25% dead.

Dr. Walt · Jan 27, 2019

And then I get called, . . . . I'm the CORONER !

Doc