Today's Funny

jon f mn · Dec 12, 2018

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kcm.MN · Dec 12, 2018

...I didn't "[i:12828b0cec]choose[/i:12828b0cec]" to get out of bed. Can I still plead [b:12828b0cec]'Insanity'[/b:12828b0cec]??

jacksun65 · Dec 12, 2018

Yeah cold dog nose and a meow got me out of bed this morning, Do you get used to the aches and pains?

4520BW · Dec 12, 2018

Had a lot of bad thing happen because I did not get out of bed!

retired farmer · Dec 12, 2018

No, you just learn to live with them.

Athol Carr · Dec 12, 2018

Most people die in bed, so you had better get up!

Kansasredneck · Dec 12, 2018

I want to die in my sleep like grandma did.

Not screaming in terror like her three passengers were.

Kansasredneck · Dec 12, 2018

How long does that take?

Pete in MD · Dec 12, 2018

The rest of your life.