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jon f mn · Nov 16, 2018

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rrlund · Nov 16, 2018

You? Fat? Pffft. Oh sure,all your friends are fat,and both your sisters,but it's scary how thin you are. You don't eat enough to keep a bird alive.

Traditional Farmer · Nov 16, 2018

Or yea maybe you're still fat but a couple more super size burger meals and you'll safely be up to the next level.

FBH44 · Nov 16, 2018

Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Steve@Advance · Nov 16, 2018

"No, it's not the dress that makes you look fat."

Al Bundy

pcsaw · Nov 16, 2018

Diffenitly don?t tell her it?s not the dress that makes you look fat it?s those Big Macs and large order of fries that does it

Donald Lehman · Nov 16, 2018

Jeff Foxworthy: "Anybody who has been married more than five minutes knows the answer to that question!"

Stoneman44 · Nov 16, 2018

Man walks into the kitchen to find his wife opening a box. He asks, "What is that?" She smiles, and replies, "It's a gift for you, it's breast enlargement cream. I plan to use it to fulfill all your manly desires!" He asks, "What did that cost?" "$100." she answers. He exclaims, "My goodness woman! You spent $100 to enlarge your breasts? Why didn't you just rub toilet paper on them? That seems to have been doing the trick on your butt all these years!" :lol:

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Dsmythe · Nov 16, 2018

A Vulture?
Dsmythe

rrlund · Nov 16, 2018

A guy's wife meets him at the back door wearing nothing but a little French maid's costume. She says "Do you know what this means?". He said "Yes I do!". Then he walks in and says "What the heck? You still haven't cleaned one single room.".

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