Today's Funny

jon f mn

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We keep supplies like paper towels,can goods etc,,on shelves down stairs,and the freezer too.To save steps I think its a great idea to take out the trash,or go get the mail when your going down to get supplies.Its a good idea till you go get the mail ,,come up,,and the wife says,,wheres the paper towels?
 
Sometimes I wonder why we call these funny. I guess I would rather laugh than cry!
Went to get a glass of water while watching the TV last night and my wife asked me to get her one too and a couple ibuprofen.
So I got up went to the bathroom to pee then to the kitchen got a glass of water for myself took 3 ibuprofen and went back the living room when my wife asked where her water and ibuprofen was. I got her the ibuprofen and water and sat back down to realize I had taken my water back to kitchen and left it there. :cry: :cry:
 
I got a pair of those new Memory Foam shoe inserts. Hasn't helped much- When I walk to another room, I still can't remember why.
 
I made dinner...put a fork in my shirt pocket...poured a glass of
milk. ..went into the living room and put the glass on the end
table...and sat down. Turned on the TV...the cat came over for a
little cuddle..then I go awww nuts! Push the cat aside and go back
into the kitchen for my dinner. The cat is sitting there with a look
on his little puss like "what are you doing???"
 

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